Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Her Dog

[matcom]

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SAN DIEGO -- The hunt is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/03/30/thief_steals_poop_from_woman_walking_dog/

[katinmn]

1. thanks for the day-brightener!

may all those that thieve today get only poop.

[Cannikin]

2. Could you warn me before posting this stuff so I can put my coffee down!

[Liberal Veteran]

3. When he opened the bag, do you think he said "Aw, shit!"?

:D

[Spinzonner]

4. Probably "Oh, Crap"

[LiberalEsto]

5. Perhaps Cheney is hungry again

That might have been his bagman

[papau]

6. one of your best! :-)

:-)