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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 02:32 AM
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Have you ever farted in church?
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 02:35 AM
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1. Yeah, yeah... I got stuck in my own pew.
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 02:36 AM
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3. cute. nt
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 02:36 AM
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2. after some of these religion threads I am tempted to run out
and do just that. :P
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free_spirit82 Donating Member (125 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 04:21 AM
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4. No.....
but I slapped a chick in church one time for biting me (I was a teenager).
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 04:34 AM
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5. no, but I belched during communion once
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 04:35 AM
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6. No, haven't been in about 25 years, back when I was a "believer"...
...but my Dad use to wear sunglasses in church, so that he could sleep while the preacher was talking....
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