I'm bored.... somebody start a flamewar

[Dookus]

no good Schiavo, religion or Gannon/Guckert fights going on. At least nothing interesting.

Dance for me, monkeys. Start a flamewar.

[texas1928]

1. Ok take a shot

Zell would have made a better DNC Chairman.

Discuss.

[expatriot]

4. No way, Lieberman all the way. He knows how to appease the Republicans

Don't you think? I mean if we want to win elections we have to be more like the Republicans... if we want to win elections EVERY TIME we need to make ourselves INDISTINGUISHABLE from the Republicans.

[texas1928]

6. Nah Zell

He would take all opposition out in a duel.

[the Princess]

2. It's go time

you yellow bellied - lilly livered - pantywaste. C'mere Porkypine!!

[Radio_Lady]

12. That's PANTYWAIST, you rotten speller!

Rot in misspell hell --

(just kiddin' -- no problem, be happy)

[the Princess]

16. I'm gonna kick your ass

Who made you the spelling police?? HUH?

Dislexics of the world - UNTIE!!

[Radio_Lady]

22. Hey, get in line. Lots of people have had that opportunity!

I got in line at the bank today to cash a check. While waiting, I told the teller at the window that I had a pelvic sonogram today.
She asked me, "Is it a boy or a girl?"

I looked around, and replied in a rather loud voice, so everyone else could hear, "It is an old wrinkled uterus with a polyp in it. Soon it may have to be repaired." Almost everybody chuckled.....

(Editor's note: Remember, I'm 65 and couldn't pass for much younger).

[WindRavenX]

3. I hate the Red Sox

NT

[Radio_Lady]

15. Whoa! That's a real challenge, WindRavenX --

By the way, what happened to WindRaven I through IX? Are they all cursed? Dead? Non-existent?

I lived in Boston for almost 30 years and only went to one baseb all game. But we watch playoff and World Series Games on the few occasions the Sox have been involved. How many have there been?

You might say baseball is NOT not our personal national pasttime.

[jonnyblitz]

5. there is a pretty long winded "elitist atheists are oppressing DU

christians" thread over in GD but it isnt lively...its from a "slighty different perspective"

[Dookus]

7. yeah

saw that one. Boring.

The topic's pretty much been beaten to death. There's a marginally interesting one in LBN about the Catholic church creating an anti-abortion ministry that got one good Catholic to tell somebody to go fuck himself. That was fun.

[REP]

19. Hey, You Gave Me An Idea

I'm starting a group to fight Catholic ministries. It's called "The United States of America."

[JohnKleeb]

14. What is slightly different about it?

curious, its not from an orthodox's perspective is it?

[jonnyblitz]

18. there is nothing that i could see...

it started out kind of even handed then it went into the usual comments chastising atheists. elitist etc..

[JohnKleeb]

21. Thanks I see now

[martymar64]

8. Fuck the Troops

Bring it on Biyatch

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. (this is too easy)

why do you hate the country?

:hide: :hide:

(We need a flame thrower in the smiley list for flame war requests)

[expatriot]

10. I'll support the troops when they start shooting their officers!

Man, I felt evil just writing that! Some kid had that sign at an anti-war rally back in '03 I was at and man oh man did the Veterans for Peace group take exception to it! Wow, even me (who has had some radical inclinations in the past) was pretty "whooaaaaa"

[hickman1937]

23. Grunts didn't usually shoot their officers in Viet Nam,

or so I've been told. They usually just rolled a grenade into his tent. I think it was called fragging, and doesn't happen now, because the on the ground officers are actually now(as opposed to VN) trying to get their guys out alive.

[imenja]

11. How was your date with Ann Coulter?

by the way? :smoke:

[CanuckAmok]

13. You know, if Shiavo were a true Christian, God wouldn't be punishing her.

[Dookus]

17. Now you're onto something....

except I agree with you. God clearly hates her.

[autorank]

20. Hey Dookus, you're talking out of your ass..why do you hate Xtians!

...and still insist on wearing your cross everywhere you go!

Try some boxer's this season. Euwwwww!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Fuck you..start your own flame war, you lazy bastard

what do you think this is? An entitlement program for flame war queens that sit home waiting for everyone else to flame war for them?

[autorank]

25. "flame war queens" ... that's Dookus!

[Dookus]

26. listen

you flannel-loving mulleted she-monkey:

I work my friggin' ASS off here to provide decent flame-fodder for the ignorant stooges who tromp around here. I think I deserve the occasional freebie, you Subaru-humping cock-hater.

[Misunderestimator]

41. LMAO

:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray:

[jonnyblitz]

28. you have a mullet?

:wow:

[Misunderestimator]

42. God no!

:crazy:

[Celeborn Skywalker]

27. George W. Bush: Peace personified.

Discuss.

[sasquatch]

29. Fuck the DLC and the old Confederate South

:evilgrin:
*dons asbestos suit*

[JohnKleeb]

30. sorry but I dont like my state being fucked

[Dookus]

31. not bad not bad....

I'm tempted to start a poll on which state sucks worse: Texas or Floriduh.

[JohnKleeb]

32. HOW DARE YOU NOT INCLUDE VIRGINIA

[Gemini Cat]

35. or INDIANA! nt

nt

[Bouncy Ball]

45. Fuck you Dookus.

Anyone with three brain cells to rub together knows Florida suckity suck sucks.

[alittlelark]

33. I would, but it might get ugly

You are just over the hill.

'Paranoia will destroya' as screeched in a song from my era.

[Dookus]

36. .

[Behind the Aegis]

34. I am oppressed!

I am white male who does not have a job (2 years now) because of Affirmative Action! Yes, I know millions are out of work! Yes, I know higher education has taken a hit in the budget! Yes, I know that I had reference "bad-mouthing" me! But those 'facts' are nothing because it is all because I am white!

Oh, Oh...also, I can't celebrate my religion and go sky-clad (that's naked to you unenlightened) during my holidays because it "offends" people!

And, and..wait...I also can't find support from others here! I want to learn how I, as a gay man, can oppress women and take away their right to choose, but still leave my rights intact!

Nobody likes me, I guess I'll go eat worms! But I don't eat live creatures because that is contrary to my beliefs and therefore no one should eat worms, but rather the dirt they live in!

How was that?!? :)

And just in case there is a lurker thinking I am being serious...please go to your nearest lost and found and see if they have found your sense of humor!

[asthmaticeog]

37. PI IS EXACTLY THREE!

[bertha katzenengel]

38. Get your mockingbirds away from my cats!

:bounce:

[skygazer]

39. You know, seriously

If Democrats would just bend on some unimportant issues like gay rights and abortion, we might gain a competitive edge in the next election.

[ScreamingMeemie]

40. You do it. You're one of the best at inciting flames!

:bounce: :bounce:

:hug:

[NoPasaran]

43. Am I the only one on DU

Who thinks it's way past time to give Massachusetts back to Mexico?

[Dookus]

46. I like that one...

let's start a movement!

[Bouncy Ball]

44. Really.

COME ON people. Entertain me dammit.

Shit.