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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 12:20 AM
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Stupid freepers ate my shorts
I ran and ran, but they cornered me in an alley. One tackled me and held me to the ground while another pulled my shorts off. "No...nooooo! Somebody help me I screamed." My cries went unanswered.
Then they produced a bottle of HP sauce and proceeded to smother my shorts in it, my tears did nothing to quell the fury. When it was all over they waddled down the alley belching.
Bastards, they were my favourite WWF shorts too.
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