I haven't lived!

[Bouncy Ball]

I have never, ever been dragged out of a room laughing hysterically at the top of my lungs.

[Meowser]

1. Oh I have! Usually the ridiculousness of Fox News incites that reaction

or I feel like puking! :puke:

[Zomby Woof]

2. Puts the 'bouncy' in Bouncy Ball, no?

:hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Yeah, I need to remedy that soon, though.

Wouldn't that be fun? To be dragged out of a room laughing hysterically, maniacally?

[Zomby Woof]

9. It happened to me in 4th grade

It involved some of the girls in my class and the restroom. I'll stop there! :7

[Bouncy Ball]

12. Please don't.....

[Zomby Woof]

14. A group of them were in a tickling mood

It was lunch time. This was when I lived in Spain, and our school (on the naval base) didn't have a cafeteria, so we ate in the classroom.

They picked a few of us for this strange torture. I managed to stop them before being dragged into their bathroom, and alas, the fun - as Skinner says - was over. :bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Well, then, I'm sorry, but you'll have to be put down

[Bouncy Ball]

5. ...

:-(

Gonna yank my ventilator?

(You're a night owl, aren't you?)

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Night owl?

Dude, I'm an all day owl!

I almost never sleep.

And yes, I'm agonna yank yer ventilator. And yer feeding tube. And yer small intestines. And yer liver. I'm sorry, but you signed the organ donor card, and it's time to pay up.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. AND MY EYES??

EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE FOR SHIT?

(Hey I AIN'T a dude, just like YOU are not a dude, remember? I gots girly bits.)

And stop talking dirty to me! Yanking my liver. How sexy!

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. I speak in non-gendered language, except when speaking with

the British, the Japanese, Tongans, Samoans, or the Chinese, or people born before 1950. Since I know you are younger than that, and an American, my "dude" is gender all-inclusive. Dude.

And sorry for the dirty talking - I'm with you. There's nothing more erotic than live liver removals.

[Bouncy Ball]

15. Is it hot in here?

(fanning dude self)

[coloradodem2005]

6. Have you ever licked a politician?

I know you want to. :P

[Bouncy Ball]

11. Heck yeah, specifically

my man Howard Dean. GROWL!! ROAR!!!

[alittlelark]

7. Shamefully, I have.

My sis was 86ed from a bar in Alb., I went out w/ her. I was a designated driver (prior to their recognition, this was '84)


"I've been thrown out of classier joints than this" is what her best friend yelled on the way out.... Personally, I doubted her story.

We laugh about it to this day!!!