Falwell's upcoming death makes me hum this: John Wayne was a Nazi...

[CanuckAmok]

...he liked to play "SS",
He had a picture of Adolph,
Tucked in his cowboy vest,
Well he would string up your mama,
Sure he would torture your pop,
Sure he would march you up to the wall,
Sure he would hang you by your last ball,
He was a Nazi, but not anymore,
He was a Nazi, life evens the score,
He was a Nazi, but not anymore,
He was a Nazi!

John Wayne slaughtered our Indian brothers,
Burned their villages and raped their mothers,
Now he's given them the White Man's Lord,
"Live by this, or die by my sword!"
He was a Nazi, but not anymore,
He was a Nazi, life evens the score,
He was a Nazi, but not anymore,
He was a Nazi!

John Wayne fought alot of Gooks in the war,
We don't give a fuck about John anymore,
We know his tale of blood and gore,
Just another john for the capitalist whore,
He was a Nazi, but not anymore,
He was a Nazi, life evens the score,
He was a Nazi, but not anymore,
He was a Nazi!

John Wayne wore an Army uniform,
Didn't like Reds and Fags who didn't conform,
Fabricated hero had so much nerve,
Lived so much longer than he deserved,
You were a Nazi, but not anymore,
You were a Nazi, life evens the score,
You were a Nazi, but not anymore,
You were a Nazi!

Lateshow Indian or Mexican dies,
Klan propaganda legitimised,
Hypocrite cowboy never fought a real fight,
When I see John I'm ashamed to be white,
Death-bed Christian of this you avowed,
If God's alive you're roasting now!

Well, John, we got no regrets,
As long as you died a long and painful death!

You were a Nazi, but not anymore,
You were a Nazi, life evens the score,
You were a Nazi, but not anymore,
You were a Nazi!

You're dead! Dead! Dead!

[Gloria]

1. Except....he's off the ventilator and breathing on his own and

I heard a news blip say he's getting better....

[CanuckAmok]

3. " I think I'll go for a walk! I feel happy...I feel happy!" n/t

[kedrys]

2. Who the heck did that song???

I have it on a punk compilation a friend gave me, but he didn't bother to list the artists.

"They Shot the Pope's Ass" is on that tape as well, along with "Radioactive Chocolate Forever and Ever". :D

[CanuckAmok]

4. MDC:

They changed their full name often:

Millions of Dead Cops

Masses of Dead Children

Mindless Damned Christians

Missiles Destroyed Civilization

etc.

"MDC" is the catch-all.

[kedrys]

7. Thanks! :) n/t

[imenja]

5. Is Falwell sick?

[peekaloo]

6. Damn. I heard he died with like 40 pounds of fecal matter lodged

in his intestines. Kinda fitting, eh? Do you know the words to "John Wayne's Teeth" from 'Smoke Signals'?

[CanuckAmok]

9. Can't remember...

I could go and dig out the Smoke Signals LP and look on the lyrics sheet, but I didn't like "Smoke Signals".

[peekaloo]

11. Maybe the only lyrics/words were: John Wayne's teeth, John

Wayne's teeth are they plastic or are they steel?

I just got caught up in the piss on Marion Morrison frenzy. :hurts:

Fake cowboys do that to me.

[d_b]

8. Radioactive chocolate forever and ever

[Squeech]

10. John Wayne was a fag

Me and my buddy installed two way mirrors at his place in Encino, and he come to the door wearing a dress.

(I hope I quoted that correctly.)

[Wapsie B]

12. I've heard stories about him being a cross-dresser.

But wasn't he good friends with J.Edgar Hoover? That would explain a lot.

[Squeech]

13. Actually

it's a quote from the movie Repo Man. Miller, the flake with all the conspiracy theories, says the above during a cookout at the repo shop. The other guys in the shop, in a collective testosterone frenzy, are all outraged at this calumny directed at an all-American hero.

[CanuckAmok]

14. "You know how you know if your girlfriend really loves you?"

"If she'll ha-a-a-a-ve your dog. I'm a ba-a-a-d man..."