How to raise $$ for DU - Selling Jesus/Virgin Mary/Rapture hallucinations

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on Ebay.

First it was the Virgin Mary in the grilled cheese sandwich.



Sold for $28,000

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6511148/

Then it was the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus pretzel.



"Naylor's 12-year-old daughter, Crysta, said she discovered the Rold Gold honey-mustard-flavored pretzel while snacking and watching television with her family on Feb. 27.

"I just thought it was a weird-shaped pretzel," said Crysta, a seventh-grader. "At first I thought it was an 'S.' I showed it to my mom, and she told me it looked like Mary and the baby Jesus. I looked at it again, and I could see it really did look like that."

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2005-03-11-ebay-pretzel_x.htm

Sold for $10.600

Now there's an image of Jesus on a bathroom door (in FL of all places)

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=34761



Only a matter of time before it's up for sale on Ebay and is snatched up for a ridiculous amount of money.

With that in mind, what surrealistic/speaking in tongues/apocalyptic visions in inanimate objects can we come up with to raise a few bucks for the forum and poke the Fundies with a pointy stick at the same time?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Idolatry.

That's all.