My mom thinks Kleeb is going to murder us in our beds...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

If I give him my address. FYI: It's a rural route address. How ridiculous is that? Good God, I have to get out of here.
Duckie

[CubsFan1982]

1. Kleeb is harmless.

Except for that mild psychotic streak. :P

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. My mom and I had a dumb ass fight last night.

She was drunk and convinced that if I hadn't met him in person that he was evil and I didn't know him. She's also convinced that he and Catholic Sensation are actually 50 year old con men who are out to rape and murder me. I swear, she gets worse and worse every day.
Duckie

[Dave Reynolds]

10. My mother once said the same thing to me about meeting

a lady I met on a BBS (pre-internet). She warned me that this girl was probably a "devil worshipper" and I would be dead soon.

We've been married 15 years now.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

32. So tell me, how is it to be married to a devil worshipper for 15 years?

Gotta be fun. :evilgrin:

[Dave Reynolds]

34. Sometimes fun,

sometimes *hellish*.

:hi:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

26. You mean they're NOT?

News to moi...

[Bouncy Ball]

2. KLEEB???

LMAO!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[jonnyblitz]

12. ...

:P

[David Dunham]

3. Wear Speedos. That will keep him away.

[Kire]

5. make sure you send it through a secure transmission

encrypt it or something, you never know who is spying on Kleeb

[Rick Myers]

6. Wear Cleveland Browns accessories

He's a Steeler's fan!!!

Ack!!!

:thumbsup:

[imenja]

7. I can't think of anyone less likely to murder than Kleeb

but then what do I know? I was interviewed by a FBI background checker about someone I knew through work, and I said how even tempered the person seemed. I must have used the term even-keeled three times. Well, three months later he kidnapped his girlfriend, murdered both of her parents, and turned the gun on himself. So given my track record, the fact I think Kleeb is harmless may be a reason for grave concern.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. Oh my God, that's awful!

I'm sorry that happened. Kleeb is harmless, and I couldn't love that kid more if he were really my brother.
Duckie

[imenja]

14. so you know who NOT to use as a reference for a govt job!

:hide:

[AlCzervik]

9. Kleeb? that just made my night

i can picture him in his speedos lurking round the Duckie homestead ready to pounce!

[jonnyblitz]

11. i have met kleeb twice. he is harmless and safe and there is

NOTHING to worry about. :) he wouldn't harm a flea. very nice person. you are safe!

[Elidor]

13. Just keep him away from the liquor cabinet!

:D Sorry, Kleeb, I had to say it.

[jonnyblitz]

18. and the bong...

if you met him in person , these comments we are making would be even funnier to you!!! he is (((innocent)) no matter how much he talks up the party boy image!

[JohnKleeb]

19. its true

:(

[YellowRubberDuckie]

20. October...

He's coming to Oklahoma in October for my wedding.
Duckie

[jonnyblitz]

22. thats cool!

congrats on the wedding btw!!!

[JohnKleeb]

24. Yep my first trip out west

Only thing I am not looking forward to is having to dress formal :), but I am honored to be invited.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

31. Thanks!

[RetroLounge]

23. You're Marrying Kleeb?????

This is how to start a DU rumour...

:hi:

RL

[YellowRubberDuckie]

30. No, I'm marrying Skip...

Kleeb is coming to watch.
Ya Big Silly!
Duckie

[Fridays Child]

15. I've heard that he will tease your cat and run up your phone bill...

...but, as far as I know, he's never murdered anybody.

:P

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

33. That's nothing.

I'll tease your phone bill and run up your cat.

[elperromagico]

16. Beneath Kleeb's friendly exterior

lies several more layers of friendliness.

And some evil.

But only a little bit.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. The evil rubbed off from you.

:evilgrin:

[elperromagico]

21. That's what I get for sprinkling evil dust all over myself

after showering in the morning.

[JohnKleeb]

25. I still cant help but to laugh how psycho your mom is duckie

[imenja]

27. nah, she knows something the rest of us don't

:scared:

[JohnKleeb]

28. hahahah

Jonny is completely right about me, hell somedays you may get a few words out of me, other days I may blabber my mouth off.

[martymar64]

29. Wayne Brady scares me. . .

He forced Dave Chappelle at gunpoint to smoke PCP, and he murdered a cop.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

35. It's true!

He tried to kill me when I was in DC, no joke. Good thing youngred wrestled him to the ground and stole his AK. Then Catholic Sensation whipped out a hand grenade in defense. It was really scary.

[JohnKleeb]

36. This was after you put arsenic in my frappucino when I was sleeping

I am on to you Margaret!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

37. That was Beth!!!

[JohnKleeb]

39. You obviously didn't know I sleep with my eyes open

I can tell the difference between you and Beth no matter how pretty the both of you are. BTW when I woke up the next morning, I overheard Zack mumbling in his sleep how he wanted to kidnap you, I would have told you but I didnt know how to get to talk to you in private :cry:.

[4_Legs_Good]

38. I'm pretty sure that was on his itinerary

but you'll have to double check.

david

Edit: He's pretty busy, you know