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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:51 PM
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The punishments have been decided.
They know who they are. They know what they did. The Special TOP SECRET DU Lounge Punishment Committee has created the following punishments for those three (there is one punishment missing and it is being communicated via PMs):

1. We decree you shall go to the back 10 pages of the active threads and post thoughtful, heartfelt responses to anything that has less than 5 responses.

2. We decree you shall post pictures of yourself from junior high.

3. We decree you can only post in the Idaho and Wyoming forums for all of April.

4. We decree they shall begin every post by prefacing, "If this isn't on point may I be slapped silly by Matcom."

5. We decree they can only use letters contained in the Hawaiian alphabet in all responses for two weeks.

Again, the sixth punishment is being sent via PM.

We expect a timely fulfillment of your punishments, men.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:52 PM
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1. *taps foot*
Edited on Wed Mar-30-05 06:53 PM by yvr girl
Well, we're waiting...
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:54 PM
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2. Wow! Note to self: Do not offend the gods of the lounge.
:hide:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 07:28 PM
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10. straight up, holmes...
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:54 PM
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3. Oh, Bouncy Ball....
"3. We decree you can only post in the Idaho and Wyoming forums for all of April."

Really...aren't you being a bit harsh here? I'm asking for leniency here. :-)
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:55 PM
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4. You are asking on behalf of them?
NEVAH!

:D
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 06:57 PM
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5. Bouncy, I thought you were a kind and fair person!
Does the term "cruel and unusual" mean anything to you???

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 07:06 PM
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6. There is a committee
I think she's just the kind looking spokesperson they lull you with, then BAM.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 07:18 PM
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9. yvr is correct.
Edited on Wed Mar-30-05 07:19 PM by Bouncy Ball
And I punish out of love. It hurts me far more than it hurts them, believe me.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 07:06 PM
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7. Shit, whatever happened to bread and water? Or spankings?
This is bogus, man!
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 07:18 PM
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8. Spankings were considered.
But how to carry them out?

Besides, remember, no sex threads.
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 07:34 PM
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12. Ahem. Get cracking, now!
We're waaaaaaiting!
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 07:33 PM
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11. we decree all decree' null & void...
well, i mean, you know, all but, ah, um, gee whiz jeepers, of course, your's...bouncy ball

:shrug:
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