Post a favorite song title

[jpgray]

"If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger, There'd Be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats"

[Dookus]

1. "I'm just a

cranky old yank in a cranky old tank on the streets of Yokahama with my Honolulu mama doing those beat-o beat-o flat on my seat-o Hirohito Blues"

[RandomKoolzip]

2. "All The Things You Could Be Right Now if Sigmund Freud's Wife

Was Your Mother" - Charles Mingus

[tigereye]

4. oh!

one of my ex bandmates paraphrased that Mingus title for one of his songs! I'm shocked. Oh, well steal from the best, I suppose.

[RandomKoolzip]

6. So did Lester Bangs....

One of his proposed book titles was the above, with "Iggy Pop" substitued for Sigmund Freud.

[tigereye]

7. his title was

All the things you could be by now if Henry Miller's wife was your mother. And I thought it was original... I don't know my Mingus titles as well as I should. :)

[jpgray]

14. Yes--mine's also a Mingus (nt)

[Freebird12004]

3. You're Ageing Well

by Joan Baez

[CO Liberal]

5. "From You To The Gutter is Up"

An old C&W song that Don Imus used to sing from time to time. Back when he was funny...

[CO Liberal]

8. Homer & Jethro - "Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone"

:-)

[redsoxliberal]

9. Echoes

[Beaverhausen]

10. Accidentally Like a Martyr

by the late great Warren Zevon.

He had lots of great titles.

[Tesibria]

12. yes he did (titles AND songs ... )

Did he write a BAD song?

don't think so, but I don't know them ALLLL.

[mac56]

15. "For My Next Trick I'll Need A Volunteer"

and of course

"My Shit's Fucked Up".

[tigereye]

16. and then

Things to do in Denver when You're Dead

[Tesibria]

11. "All I Need is Everything" nt.

[Mojambo]

13. "Future Homemakers of America" n/t

[tigereye]

17. Tell Me Johnny Are You Queer

is a good one, too.

[Zomby Woof]

18. "America Drinks and Goes Home"

Zappa has hundreds. Must I choose?

"Were We Really Ever Safe In San Antonio?"
"The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution"
"Broken Hearts Are For Assholes"
"Hungry Freaks, Daddy"
"The Chrome-Plated Megaphone of Destiny"
"G-Spot Tornado"

Hundreds, I'm tellin' ya.