Yes, it's BACK! State Mottoes That Just Didn't Make It

[Arkana]

Iowa: Gateway to Nebraska

Delaware: Ask Us "Is That Part Of Maryland?" And We'll Fucking Kill You

Rhode Island: Look At Us! We're Tiny!

Kansas: Science Is Blasphemy

[StopTheMorans]

1. Illinois: bring the Nois

[LynneSin]

2. Pennsylvania: Crank Capital of America

:eyes:

[LiberalVoice]

3. Pennsylvania: At least its not New Jersey!

:shrug:

[RagingInMiami]

4. Florida: Diverting your attention from the war

[StopTheMorans]

5. Delaware/New Jersey: Hey, at least it's not Hell!

[StopTheMorans]

6. Hawaii: so lush, we can afford all the vowels we want

[KamaAina]

36. Alternatively, Hawai'i: Buy a consonant!

Did you hear the one about the woman from 'Aiea (Honolulu suburb) who went on Wheel of Fortune...?

Amazingly, RW stooge Pat Sajak has actually done community theater here, at the behest of his Army buddy Joe Moore (or "Boore" :-) ), venerable newscaster at our Faux affiliate.

[pres2032]

7. Pennsylvania: Chocolate and coal are good for the soul.

[underpants]

15. Pennsylvania-Like Alabama but with pro sports

[LynneSin]

21. Please don't insult Alabama....

...Today's Alabama is much more civilized, it's more like 1940 Alabama there in the middle of PA

[DelawareValleyDem]

24. Pennsylvania - Pitt and Philly at the ends and Mississippi in the middle

[StopTheMorans]

8. Alaska: Come here to get drilled

[Zuni]

9. Washington DC --- Where even a crackhead can be mayor

[Zuni]

10. Wisconsin---Home of Corpse Fucker Ed Gein

[Arkana]

11. That's one that'd pull in a lot of tourism...

:P

[Zuni]

13. actually, it really might

There are some weird folks out there
:hide: --- new smiley used!

[radfringe]

107. Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die.... (my favorite) n/t

[Zuni]

12. Indiana--- More meth labs than ever!

[BOSSHOG]

18. Mississippi - More Meth Labs than Indiana

[MadHound]

42. Missouri, we've got more meth labs than all of ya'll put together

Meth capitcal of the country, so there!
*snap*
*snap*
*snap*

[WoodrowFan]

14. Delaware: You're Pre-approved!

[Ellen Forradalom]

45. HAHAHA

Perfect for the state tourism board!

[On the Road]

16. "Come to Wisconsin...

and smell our dairy air."

[Ellen Forradalom]

49. I've seen the bumper sticker "You Should Smell Our Dairy Air."

[underpants]

17. Maryland-the state of cousinly love

[Ellen Forradalom]

48. I remember "Maryland is for Crabs"

Which comes after "Virginia Is For Lovers", I guess.

[Zuni]

71. Don't bash Maryland for FREEDOM

freedom to ... marry one's cousin is a fundamental right!:eyes:

[leftofthedial]

19. Colorado: A little slice of California

plopped down in themiddle of Nebraska

[underpants]

20. Florida-save yourself some travel and relocate the news networks here

[underpants]

22. Virginia-you want to see REAL homophobia?

[WoodrowFan]

29. speaking of which, check out THIS clown...

Eugene Delgaudio
Public Advocate of the U.S.
5613 Leesburg Pike, Suite 17
Falls Church, VA 22041
www.PublicAdvocateUSA.org
[phone]
April 11, 2005

Dear fellow conservative,

Tonight, after a long day of fighting the Radical Homosexuals, I just feel exhausted.

Beaten down, wrung out, and worn to the bone.

This has been a most difficult year.

The radical Homosexual Lobby is more intimidating than ever.

Now, they dare me to stand in their way . . . they laugh, and brag that they have the votes to kill the Federal Marriage Amendment and will legalize homosexual "marriage" state by state.

And they boast about ramming the Gay Bill of Special Rights and Thought Control Bill through Congress even with Republicans in charge . . .


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/3/29/191914/848

He's a Loudoun County Supervisior!

http://www.loudoun.gov/bos/bios/ed.htm
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A10885-2002Apr7?language=printer

[StopTheMorans]

30. handsome fella

[WoodrowFan]

33. puts the "gee!" in Geek doesn't he.

[underpants]

34. Very interesting chioce of words there

worn to the bone
ramming

[WoodrowFan]

35. they keep coming and coming

The Radical Homosexuals keep coming and coming, and they grow in size daily.

[underpants]

37. Two more (this is cracky me up)

They have been strolling through the Halls of Congress handing out campaign "contributions" like sweet candy, and even some conservative Congressmen have taken the bait.

It is just sad to watch. And believe me, people are watching.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

38. And they are MOUNTING an offensive

FROM BEHIND us.

[underpants]

39. Thread worthy?

This is hilarious

[WoodrowFan]

44. good idea, I started one (NT)

[WoodrowFan]

23. Mississippi: Now Almost 50% Klan Free!

[johnnie]

25. Ohio: It's at the top of the map under the Great Lakes

[Done]

26. California: Our governor can beat up your governor.

[Lone Pawn]

64. Pish. You stole that one from the Jesse days of Minnesota.

[Lone Pawn]

66. Minnesota: Depressing, but cold!

[Salviati]

27. Idaho: The Deep South of the Pacific Northwest

(Apologies to all the Idahoans and southerners here.)
:hide:

[CO Liberal]

28. NJ: Ya Wanna Motto? I Got Yer Motto - RIGHT HERE.....

:-)

[calico1]

31. New Mexico----No really, we are part of the U.S. n/t

[Redstone]

32. Connecticut - The New Jersey of New England!

(As in a place people just drive through to get from NYC to Boston, like they drive through Jersey to get from Philadelphia to points north.)

Redstone

[Rufus T. Firefly]

40. Texas - 40% of us can't stand that dumbass either.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

41. Michigan - the one that kinda looks like a mitten.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

59. Florida - the one that kinda looks like a condom.

[Ellen Forradalom]

43. Indiana: Armpit of America

Actually, Gary is the armpit of Chicago.

[Ellen Forradalom]

46. Rhode Island: Don't Blink or You'll Miss It

[kittenpants]

47. Florida: America's Wang

[Ganja Ninja]

50. The personalized Pennsylvania license plate I saw once ...

with the motto "You've got a friend in Pennsylvania"
and the letters on the plate spell "NOT ME"

[LynneSin]

51. Pennsylvania:Where you can visit Intercourse w/out taking your clothes off

:D

[fishwax]

52. Wyoming: We're not here right now, please leave a message

[SoCalDem]

53. California : "Take our money, PLEASE"

(and treat us like SHIT)

[Misunderestimator]

54. Florida: We'll keep you alive as long as possible, even longer.

[katinmn]

61. HaHa!

[sakabatou]

55. CA - "We'll Elect any Steriod Freak!"

[LynneSin]

56. Is Jose Canseco running for office?

:D

[sakabatou]

72. Don't give him ideas

[KamaAina]

62. Collie-four-knee-ya: "You'll Be Ba-ack!"

</ah-nuld>

[Jessica]

57. West Virginia: "We're a state ....... Swear to God."

[Guy Fawkes]

58. Wisconsin: "Screw you, California"

[katinmn]

60. Minnesota: We elected a wrestler!

[no name no slogan]

63. Minnesota: My governor's mouth is bigger than your governor's mouth (nt)

[no name no slogan]

65. New Mexico: We're part of the US-- REALLY!

[Lisa]

67. Washington State -- "No, the one in the Pacific Northwest ..."

"... and if you morons would learn how to read a map, we wouldn't have to keep adding 'state' after our name."

[Ediacara]

68. Montana - No longer the dumbest governor in America!

[katinmn]

69. LOL!

[Beaverhausen]

70. California - Lot Full

[CanuckAmok]

73. New York: Fuck You.

[Dastard Stepchild]

74. Illinois: Get Yer Fill of Corn and Guns!

well... they're both in a plenty.

OK.. the "humor" is off tonight. I tried. I'm going to bed. :crazy:

[Lisa]

75. Ontario (Canada) -- "It's worse in Texas"

--referring to an international pollution study looking at the different states and provinces, during the Mike Harris (and George Bush) era. Let's just say that Ontario finished near the bottom of the list. (No offense to Bouncy Ball and the other DU Texans.)

I can remember when we put "Keep it Beautiful" on our license plates.

[MrScorpio]

76. Utah: Oh God, Why?!?

[ulysses]

77. Vermont: Yup.

[MrScorpio]

78. Florida: When Serial Killers Have Their Day in the Sun

[Starbucks Anarchist]

79. Florida: "Life's End Zone"

Actually, I borrowed that from Conan O'Brien's show.

[SmileyBoy]

80. North Dakota: It's Only 352 Miles To Montana!!!

[KitchenWitch]

81. Kansas: Not the end of the world, but you can see it from here

Minnesota: a buffer zone between Iowa and Canada
Nebraska: No land is as flat as ours
Iowa: Corn Borer capital of the world

[SmileyBoy]

82. North Dakota: Home Of... Uh, We'll Get Back To You.

[SmileyBoy]

83. North Dakota: Making High School Kids Want To Leave It Since 1889

[KitchenWitch]

87. Spoken like a true NoDak'er

[SmileyBoy]

84. North Dakota: The State That Makes The Others Feel Better About Themselves

[Swamp Rat]

85. Louisiana: "Laissez le bon temps roule"

The North half of the state has no idea what we're saying down here. :D

[SmileyBoy]

86. North Dakota: We'll Give You Head If You Move Here

[SmileyBoy]

88. North Dakota: Nebraska's Retarded Cousin

[SmileyBoy]

89. North Dakota: Now With A Stoplight!!!

[KitchenWitch]

91. North Dakota: Needs more cowbell!

[SmileyBoy]

93. Deficiency of cowbell is the least of our problems...

:D

[SmileyBoy]

90. North Dakota: America's Family Road Trip Napping Zone

[SmileyBoy]

92. North Dakota: EXIT 197: NO SERVICES

[adwon]

94. A couple

NC: Gotta light? or First in Flight, First with a Light (play on our license plates)

GA: Wingnuts' Paradise (Zell, Chambliss, Newt, Ralph Reed)

FL: God's Waiting Room (this is what my grandfather used to call it)

SC: Georgia is for liberals

TX: He was born in CONNECTICUT, DAMMIT!

CT: He moved to TEXAS, DAMMIT!

WV: Still unconstitutional after all these years (was split off VA during the Civil War without consent)

KY: Horses, booze, and basketball

[SmileyBoy]

95. North Dakota: A Little Slice Of Mars Right Here On Earth

[SmileyBoy]

96. North Dakota: We May Not Have The People, But We Got The Nukes!!

[Heidi]

97. Oklahoma: Only 24 hours by car from Disneyworld!!!! (eom)

[SmileyBoy]

98. North Dakota: Lewis And Clark Couldn't Wait To Get The Hell Outta Here...

...And Neither Will You!!!

[MrScorpio]

99. South Dakota: At Least We're Not North Dakota

[SmileyBoy]

100. North Dakota: Go Ahead, Take It. It's Yours.

[Robeson]

101. Florida - The Honest State!!

[VOX]

102. "California: One More Facelift, and You'll Have a Goatee"

:evilgrin:

[Cannikin]

103. Arkansas: Land of Opportunity

Now its "the natural state"

[loro mi dicevano]

104. Minnesota: At least we're not Wisconsin (thankfully!)

;)

One of our candidates for governor said at a Meetup a while back that with our current governor Pawlenty, our motto should be: "Minnesota: Well, we're still better than Mississippi."

[loro mi dicevano]

105. Florida: ...WTF?

No more needs to be said.

[VOX]

106. Texas: "Sorry, You Just Stepped In It."

:kick:

[CO Liberal]

108. Colorado: Mountains and Morons

How else do you explain James Dobson, Ben Nightmare Campbell, Wayne Dullard, Scott McPinhead, Tom Tancredo, Marilyn Musgrave...

[KitchenWitch]

109. Minnesota:

We release our mentally ill, give them cars, drivers licenses and maps to the freeway system.

[qnr]

110. Rhode Island: Way bigger than Liechtenstein!