Ted Leo and the Pharmacists rock!

[GOPisEvil]

That is all. You may return to your regularly scheduled lounging.

[short bus president]

1. are you cookin' meth again, dude?

:P

[GOPisEvil]

2. Just listening to some tunes.

The meth has been done for hours. ;-)

[yvr girl]

3. Just say no!

:spank:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Can I say yes to that?

I'm so confused.

[short bus president]

5. d'oh!

dude, it's "yes DEAR," not just yes. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

6. Damn, I will never learn.

Must be all the ether. ;-)

[yvr girl]

7. No. You're both wrong

It's "yes Dear, anything you want honey."

Men.

[GOPisEvil]

8. Do I have to say that as if I mean it?

I think I'm too independent for marriage. :D

[short bus president]

9. key words... "AS IF"

in time, you'll learn to turn the other way before you roll yer eyes while saying it, too. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

10. Do you ever get used to getting the shit slapped out of you when you get

caught? Because you WILL get caught.

[short bus president]

11. "Ain't no luck

Learn to duck."

;-)

[GOPisEvil]

14. I need to start taking notes.

No way my drug-addled mind is going to remember all this stuff.

[yvr girl]

12. Sweetie, we're getting married in a month

What are you trying to say? I warn you - I can use tears as a weapon.

[GOPisEvil]

13. I'm preparing my defense for when you eventually break my heart.

Instead of admitting that, I'm using the "I'm too independent for marriage" defense.

[yvr girl]

15. No. You need to be besotted with me.

I'm going to be so gentle when I break your heart...you'll be sad, but better for the experience. Really.

[GOPisEvil]

16. Well, that's good to know.

I don't have the budget for the therapy required if you were rough about it. But then, I wouldn't marry you if you were the type to break a guy's heart and be mean about it.

[yvr girl]

17. I'm never mean.

Well, I was once in grade 4, but I felt terrible about it.

[GOPisEvil]

18. I wish I could say that.

I'll just have to say that I am very rarely mean. I'm only mean to people that deserve it though.

[yvr girl]

19. I have my faults

I'm just not good at mean.

[GOPisEvil]

20. I'm not good at it either, but some people just deserve meanness.

I do what I can.

Being mean takes too much energy most of the time.

[short bus president]

21. heh - can you turn yerself into a bottle of Shiner Bock?

he gets besotted with that stuff ALL THE TIME!

;-)