It's Latenight DU!!!!!

[Lady Freedom]

and our first call is...?

[GalleryGod]

1. Think Judge Judy will hear from the Schindlers?

:silly: Worth a shot, Eh?:shrug:

[Lady Freedom]

2. Nope

Next call

[derby378]

3. "Uh, Lady Freedom? I got a song to share..."

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the window sill
To see if they would...
Keep an eye on people
Who walked around the block
They saw a skinny fellow
Who was playing with his...
Rubik's Cube and smiling
'Cause he had it almost solved
Until a little boy walked up
And kicked him in the...
Middle of the afternoon
According to my watch
The skinny man got really mad
And said, "I'll grab your...
Comic book collection
And burn it with a match"
The little brat replied
"You can lick my sister's...
Habanero peppers
Which she likes to grow for fun
But I hate it when she tries to stick
Those peppers in her...
Homemade pasta casseroles
Because I think that's wrong"
The skinny man said to the boy,
"I think she'd love my...
Love for spontaneity
I act on every whim"
The lamb then told the duck,
"All he really wants is...
Inner peace and harmony
Because he's in a rut"
And at that point the skinny man
Began to feel his...
Need for speed was growing
So he jumped into a truck
And sped on down the highway
Looking for some chick to...
Discuss Hegel with him
And various other isms
Over coffee and biscotti
Because she wants his...
Opinion on Wittgenstein
and Sartre and Balzac
Said skinny guy, "I'll take you home
And let you see my...
Bottle cap collection
Which is now a tidy sum
I have three hundred thousand,
And I'm sure you're gonna...
Get a little jealous
Over what you've heard and seen
Because while risks were taken,
You'll admit this song was CLEAN!!"

Thankyew. G'nite, ma'am.

[SarahB]

4. I'll be peaking in all night.

Slow night at work. :D

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. Like that sig, SarahBelle

And I couldn't agree more.

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. Ummm, yeah, lady

I'm calling from Portage Wisconsin and I just gotta say that there are superior life forms out there who are telling me about our future. I mean really, they come to me every night and they show me what is going to happen to America. Um, yeah, we're all gonna be living in caves and eating our pets and stuff, if we don't do God's and George Bush's will.
Yes, His Will as embodied in our President. Um, yeah. What do you say to that.