Jesus is watching you smoke that weed.

[Bouncy Ball]

From a Landover Baptist shirt:

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.14285655

Ok, I have "friends" (who are only friends because our daughters are friends) who are BIG bushbots, who are BIG Baptists and who smoke pot, pop pills and drink alcohol like it's going out of STYLE. Seriously, the dad even sells pot. (Huge hypocrites.)

I'm thinking they would LOVE it if I wore that shirt around them, what do you think?

[maveric]

1. And he's wondering if you can "hook him up", with an oh zee!

Its hard to find the good chronic in heaven.

[jswordy]

2. Bouncy, when I was single and younger, I used to LOVE...

Baptist girls. As soon as the door shut on mom and dad and the 700 Club on TV, it was PARTY TIME!

I had a helluva time keeping up with some of them, they were so wild. I mean, I was just a Catholic, and drinking and dancing were allowed in my church.

Somehow, I think both churches would have frownd on screwing in a hotel pool we sneaked into at midnight. Same with the girl who was exposing her breasts to the general public by sticking her torso out a car window at 60 mph. And I can go on and on.

Ah, the good old days. There will always be a special spot in my heart for the daughters of conservative Christians I hooked up with.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. The same is true for sons of conservative Christians.

The Church of Christ guys in my school? HELLS YEAH. They would party, get their drank on, and do it until the sun came up.

Then they were in church on Sunday, all freshly scrubbed, in a suit, and eating boiled okra with grandma in Luby's cafeteria afterwards.

I have fond memories of a church bus when everyone was inside the church singing and having a "youth rally", let's leave it at that.

[Misunderestimator]

11. OMG... Boiled okra at Luby's... Arrrghhhhhhh

Thanks for sending me back in time! :scared:

[Bouncy Ball]

13. Hellll yeah!

And as a child, my family was C of C, too. (My mother divorced and it was my dad's side of the family and after that, we were heathens.)

I had the Luby's kid's plate with fish, corn and mashed potatoes. Jello for dessert. Starch, anyone? LOL

[jswordy]

15. Boiled okry? Yeck! Fried? Mmmmm! Heh.

[Bouncy Ball]

16. Now fried okra is the SHIT.

I could eat fried okra, um, all day.

[jswordy]

18. Yes ma'am...seconds please!

[jswordy]

14. OHHHHH YEAH! Revivals are HOT!!!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

17. Unfortunately I have permanently linked

many a hymn in my mind to....sex. It's a bad thing.

[jswordy]

24. Stop it, dammit! Yer making me horny. LOL

[Bouncy Ball]

25. "What a friend we have in Jeeeeesuuuuuus!!!"

:evilgrin:

[jswordy]

27. YES-YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS....OH YESSSSSSSS!

[ClintonTyree]

19. And THESE are the people.............

now passing judgment upon others. THESE are the people creating this dog and pony show in Florida, trying to take away a woman's right to choose, and all those OTHER fundie, whack job crusades of theirs.

Hypocrites, all. Do as I say, not as I do.

[jswordy]

23. Big breaths, friend. Take some big breaths. LOL

[bobthedrummer]

3. Holy smokes!

:smoke:

[DinahMoeHum]

4. Man made booze, but G*d made grass!

Whom do YOU trust?

:evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

5. The back should read "So don't bogart"

[Bouncy Ball]

7. LMAO!!!!!!!

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[sui generis]

9. drugs are the only way they can live with their choices?

I know if I woke up republican and babtist one morning I would probably shoot up draino.

[Bouncy Ball]

Oh my.

Diet Vanilla Coke is NOT fun to choke on. Thanks! :hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

10. Dupe.

[AlCzervik]

12. If there is a hell thats the one i feart the most

because that would be my version of it.

[Cozmosis]

20. ahahaha

[ucmike]

21. at least he's not judgemental about it

and he looks stoned in the picture.

[sundog]

22. this is some funny shit...

[Bouncy Ball]

26. Hey how'd you get those on here without it saying "Sample" across

it?

[sundog]

30. right click view image on pic on product page

[crispini]

28. Ya know, this is why all parents should serve wine with dinner,

from like age 15, as mine did. Make it normal, and it takes the edge right off. It's no longer prohibited, daring, and exciting. It's Chardonnay, and it's nice with pork.

[jonnyblitz]

29. i like the sadistic bible verses gear from that site.

the bible can get nasty.