Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile has lost its wheel
And the Joker got away - hey!



:evilgrin:

[patcox2]

1. The adams family started, when uncle fester farted

They all became retarded
the addams family.

Or how about this one:

Mcdonalds is my kind of place
da da da on your face (I forget)
french fries up your nose
something or another between your toes.


And there's the "greasy grimy gopher guts" song, I forget most of that:

french fried eyeballs rolling down the dirty street
chopped up little birdies feet
mutilated monkey meat,

great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
something something something
and I got it out of order too
and I forgot my spoon.

[TlalocW]

2. All sing now!

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped-up baby parakeets
Six green eyeballs rolling down the dirty street
And I forgot my spoon
But I've got a straaaaaaw!

New song!

I woke up Sunday morning
And look across the wall
And the bedbugs and the skeeters
Were at a game of ball

The score was 2 to nothing
The bedbugs were ahead
The skeeters hit a homerun
And knocked me out of bed

Chorus:
Eener meener and a miner-mo
Catch a whooperwhiffer by the toe
If he holler hollers
Don't let him go
Eener meener and a miner-mo

My dad's a Russian agent
My mom's a German spy
And me and my big mouth
I told the FBI

Chorus (repeat to fade)

TlalocW

[Sequoia]

3. Nobody loves me everybody hates me

I'm gonna eat some worms.
First bite the head off
Next suck the juice out
Then throw the skin away.