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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 11:00 AM
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What's the difference between a harlot and a woodchuck?
:shrug:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 11:01 AM
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1. both eat wood for a Living?
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 11:02 AM
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2. good answer, but that is a similarity
:P
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kittenpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 11:02 AM
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3. one chucks wood, the other...
Edited on Thu Mar-24-05 11:09 AM by kittenpants
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 11:07 AM
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5. .
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 11:08 AM
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7. ohh snap
good one
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 11:04 AM
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4. Woodchuck of Babyalon ?
Maybe no difference.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 11:08 AM
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6. never heard of that
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 11:18 AM
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8. It comes from an obscure reference in the agnostic gospels.
Edited on Thu Mar-24-05 11:18 AM by amber dog democrat
very obscure indeed. It had a lair near an incendiary bush on Mt Sinai.
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 11:21 AM
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9. What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the tub?
The woman in church has hope in her soul.

on a similar note:

What's the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

One's a cunning runt.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 11:22 AM
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10. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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