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Texas Politicians, are a close knit family, but lately some of shrub's kinfolks have disowned a few others like he. I guess its cause KKKarl kind of changed shrub's direction. Lordy shrub guesses he's done went and broke that old GOPer tradition.
They get on him and want to know: George, why do you still drink? Why do you snort coke? Why must you live out the thangs George Orwell wrote? Over and over everybody makes these predictions. So if shrub gets stoned, he's just carrying on an old GOPer tradition.
George is very proud of his old Daddy's name although Poppy's kind of stealin and shrub's ain't exactly the same. Stop and think it over. Put yourself in shrub's position. Lord if he get stoned and steals all night long it's a GOPer tradition.
So don't ask him: George why do you still drink? George, why do you snort coke? Why must you live out the stuff George Orwell wrote? If shrub's down in a honky-tonk, some oil slick's trying to give him friction. You best leave him alone, he's stealin' all night long it's a GOPer tradition.
Lord shrub has loved some ladies and shrub has loved Jim Beam and shrub ran away from the national guard about 1973. When that flight doctor asked him, Son how did you get in this condition? He said, hey sawbones, I'm just carrying on my ole GOPer tradition.
So don't ask him George, why do you still drink? George, why do you snort coke? Why must you live out the stuff George Orwell wrote? Stop and think it over, try and put yourself shrub's unique position. If he get stoned and steals all night long, it's a GOPer tradition!
"Thou Shalt Not Steal Thangs GEORGE!!!"
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