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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 12:40 AM
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>>>>>>>Joke >>>>>>>
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.

"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" the President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 12:40 AM
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1. Bwahahahhahahahahha!
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Amfortas Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 12:41 AM
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2. HAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAAA
good one !
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 12:43 AM
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3. And I bet it was
a 25 piece puzzle...too
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 12:45 AM
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4. (AP_ President Bush was devastated to learn the Bush Family Library...
...was consumed by fire earlier today, destroying both books in the collection. The President was particularly distraight, reported an aide, because he hadn't finished colouring the second one.
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-24-05 01:31 AM
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5. I heard tails of him speaking in tongues , again
hope they up his meds.....
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