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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 09:46 PM Original message |
A gaggle of ostriches dive bombed my car yesterday |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
1. I'm pretty sure they weren't ostriches. |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 09:52 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. By the sheer size of the poopies, it had to be ostriches |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 09:57 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Dou you live near an airport? |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 09:59 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Nope. |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 10:07 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Evolution! |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 10:25 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Yes. The ostrich is not indigenous to Florida, and therefore |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 09:53 PM Response to Original message |
3. ROTFLMAO |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 09:58 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. It was pretty funny |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 10:10 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. That's why they did it. |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 10:27 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Funny! |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 10:37 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Or they could have had |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 08:46 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. See, now I can blame * that the ostriches didn't get flu shots! |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-05 02:15 AM Response to Reply #12 |
29. If you EVER need help finding a way to blame |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
13. If you got bombed by ostriches, don't wash your car! |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 08:58 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. LOL, too late |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 08:59 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Ewwwwww...tree sperm! |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 09:03 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Just pollen, but it is hard to get off your car. I call it tree sperm |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 09:05 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Oh, I hate that! We get that stuff here, too. |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 09:07 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. I need a garage |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 09:08 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. At work, no garage. It can be bird poop and pollen city. |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 09:11 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Yes! We are lucky despite bird turds and tree sperm! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 09:12 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. I've never felt so lucky. |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 09:15 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Hey, finding blessings in shit is the key to happiness! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 09:17 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. I think I read something like that in the Dalai Lama's book! |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-25-05 02:10 AM Response to Reply #16 |
28. I do too. |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 09:06 PM Response to Original message |
18. If they were eating fish, they may have been seagulls. |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 09:08 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. I know it smelled fishy when I was cleaning it, YUCK! |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 09:21 PM Response to Reply #20 |
26. I don't blame you. |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-24-05 10:04 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. I thought about that 5 minutes into poopy cleaning |
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