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DesEtoiles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 07:42 PM
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Bush, send troops to me! My vet is trying to put my cat to sleep!
My vet claims my cat is in a PVS and wants to pull the plug! W! Jeb! Help! Send Federal Marshalls to take custody of Mr. Whiskers!!!! He can be rehabilitated!
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 07:49 PM
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1. Ok, as sick as that is ,....
I must admit I laughed right out loud. Thanks for the giggle!
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 08:00 PM
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2. Just because he sleeps 18 hours a day, doesn't mean he's
in a persistent vegetative state :)

All he needs is TUNA dammit :)
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 08:26 PM
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3. Based on my vetrinary expertise
(my qualifications are that I read your post and once had a cat) I believe that your cat has been misdiagnosed and will improve after recieving my catnip colonic therapy.

I am highly qualified to offer this post because I'm a Publisher's Clearinghouse nominee. In fact, I may have already won.
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