Tell me something good! (tell me tell me tell me)

[progmom]

In honor of Chaka Khan's birthday, how about a little good news, a funny joke, something, anything that has nothing to do with fat people or Terri Schiavo or how annoying you might find Christians to be....



Please?

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. here

I think this fits the criteria

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2895933

[progmom]

3. Thanks, it does,

What a lovely story.

Am I gonna meet you in Boston??? :)

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. yup

[progmom]

19. Yippee!

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[JohnKleeb]

21. Really? thats cool

[meegbear]

2. Spring is coming!

[progmom]

12. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meegbear]

24. Let's Dance!

[BurtWorm]

4. Did you hear the one about the skinny Buddhist on life support?

[progmom]

15. Did you say something?

Just seeing Sammy makes me happy.

[BurtWorm]

22. Glad to do the obligatory shebang, babe.

[jswordy]

6. #1: Spring is here!

Flowers blooming, 70- degrees out, grass getting ripe for mowing, love it, love it, love it!

[Lavender Brown]

7. I'm going to visit my adorable nephew (and Godson)

for his first Communion next weekend. I am also going to see his little baby brother who I haven't seen since Christmas, and he's grown a lot and started crawling since then so I can't wait! :bounce:

[AlCzervik]

8. I met her in South Lake Tahoe when she was walking out of Caesars palace

she's quite petite and she was very nice and has a beautiful face..

[short bus president]

25. heh

I'm hearing "Lola" in my head now. ;-)

You need to work on yer rhyming with the song parodies.

[AlCzervik]

27. Chaka----C-H-A-K-A....well i walked up to her and

invaded her space but she was nice and didn't spit in my face---CHAKA......C-H-A-K-A

[jswordy]

9. #2: I finally popped that boil on my back in the shower this morning!

Only FIVE MORE TO GO!

[JohnKleeb]

10. I am comin to Boston but you knew that already

but the good news with that is that I may be arriving earlier than originally thought.

[jswordy]

11. #3: It turns out I am not the father of the neighbor's daughter's kid!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

[progmom]

13. Hey word orb?

[jswordy]

16. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

:loveya:

*blushes*

[hfojvt]

14. "Something tells me I'm into something good."

"Tell me again, mommy"
"You and me against the world."

I got your back.

[Heidi]

17. Something booty-licious . . .

Lennz Kravitz, one of the men of my dreams, will be in concert at the piazza grande of the city across the lake from our little village in July.

And, not only will I tell you something good, Progmom, I'll show ya something good:

[progmom]

20. Yummy

:9

[Heidi]

23. And I love your avatar (Katherine Hepburn) . . .

Whatta woman, and "The Philadelphia Story" is one of my favorites . . .

[steve2470]

18. Spring is here and relief is on the way for all nt

[jswordy]

26. #4: My dog's bloody diarrhea has quit!

[short bus president]

28. You are INCREDIBLY unlikely to ever be buried alive.

You're also incredibly unlikely to ever get struck by lightning. And best of all, if you ARE ever buried alive, your chances of being struck by lightning diminish EVEN MORE!

[jswordy]

29. #5: It turns out the knife I plunged in missed the heart!

So I may be able to plead simple assault! Yeah!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

30. WI has not one... but TWO teams in the sweet 16!!

That's good news!!

[progmom]

31. That's good news

....if I cared about Wisconsin.... :shrug:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

33. OK... how about this...

http://www.hallmundur.com/goodle/goodle.htm#

[frictionlessO]

42. Ahhh whadda a groovy link!

Utopia is only a click away!

[jswordy]

32. #6: My toilet is clean!

[progmom]

34. Will you clean mine now?

:shrug:

[jswordy]

35. This could impact our bliss, hun! Heh.

[redqueen]

36. OK, but it's sexist!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back & forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, & then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

5 hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling & her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries & a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, & her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband & collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed, she laughed loudly, then said, "I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

[frictionlessO]

37. I feel for you....

I think I love ya...

>pop<
>lock<
>head spin into helicopter<
>pop<
>pop<
>lock<

Sorry I was the fat kid on our local breaking crew. Did you know Prince was the original artist of "I Feel for You" by Chaka. Also "Manic Monday" by The Bangles and "When You Were Mine" Cindy Lauper ( my fave line from that is
"when you were mine
you let all my friends come over and eat.
you were so strange
you didn't have the decency to change the sheets"....

or something like that)


Was this good enough?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

38. My roses are blooming!

I grow alot of roses. I don't want to sound like an addict so I won't disclose the actual number. Right now the very first blooms of the year are starting to burst open. :)

Here's a pic I took this weekend of one.

[progmom]

48. Those are lovely!

Thanks for sharing!

[jswordy]

50. #10: My bloomers are rosy! Heh...just kidding...I love roses.

They remind me of my departed mom, who raised them and loved them. Sigh.

[jswordy]

39. #7: SOON IT WILL BE HALTER TOP AND BIKINI SEASON!!!

[RedCloud]

40. Weiners can be tripled in length!

How's that for good news?

[progmom]

41. Um.

What?

[jswordy]

43. Sure...check yer grocer's freezer in the hot dog section!

They call them "bun length."

WINK!

[jswordy]

44. #8: There IS a cure for toenail fungus!

[jswordy]

45. #9: Flatulence may be an alternative energy source! YAAAY!

Man, I'll NEVER have to buy gas.

[Huckebein the Raven]

46. Let's see here.....

Well I have no classes for the rest of the week because of Easter. Does that count ?

:D

[jswordy]

47. HE IS RISEN (cuz he has no more classes!) LOL

[Huckebein the Raven]

52. Yes and I shall enjoy this mini-break

[jswordy]

53. Woo-Hoo! That IS something good! My last class was 25 YEARS AGO!

Eternal break! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

But I sometimes still wake up from dreams that I am late on an assignment! School fucks yer head, man. Heheheheh.

[JimmyJazz]

49. Spring is here. Yippee!

[Huckebein the Raven]

51. So, I take it you're happy about that

:D

[JimmyJazz]

55. But of course! It means the Easter Bunny is coming!

[Huckebein the Raven]

59. Good. That guy owes me money

:evilgrin:

[progmom]

54. It's snowing here.

My friskiness? Gone.

[Huckebein the Raven]

56. Well that's too bad

It is a nice cool day here

[jswordy]

58. *SMOOTCH!*

Does that help yer friskiness?

[progmom]

60. Yikes!

Indeed!

[jswordy]

61. Smootch = Yikes!

FASTEST RELATIONSHIP FLAMEOUT EVER!!!!

Heh.

[jswordy]

57. #11: In a week or so, we will never hear "feeding tube" here again!

[jswordy]

62. #12: Nirvana is more than just a band!

[jswordy]

63. #13: There is some damned good porn fiction on the Web!

[jswordy]

64. #14: MrScorpio just called you "HONEYBUSH"

I guess that's good? Heh.

[Taverner]

65. It's Wednesday

Only two more days until its 4-20 time!

[jswordy]

66. WHY WAIT? Are you an air traffic controller or something? LOL

[jswordy]

67. #15: Progmom's evil plan has worked!