Favorite Freeper post of the day

[Dookus]

To: jeffo
"If anyone is mounting a mass action to rescue her, my four sons and I are less than 2 hours away, please let us know. They cannot act if there are, say, a thousand people."

Oh Jeffo, your post about you and your sons is breaking my heart and now I'm balling. Bless you and yours.


100 posted on 03/22/2005 11:56:43 PM PST by Miss Behave < Post Reply | Private Reply | To 86 | View Replies | Report Abuse >

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I guess heartbreak makes her horny.

[Dave Reynolds]

1. BA HAAHAAA

I certainly hope her balling does NOT include her sons.

[Quetzal]

2. Oh boy

I would hate to live in Florida considering all the political bullshit they have to go through.

1st - Elian Gonzalez
2nd - 2000 Presidential Election
3rd - Terri Shiavo

[NVMojo]

6. don't forget the natural disasters ....

[Az]

3. It would be something to see the freepers stage a rescue

Standing around her with bottles of water and sandwiches scratching their heads trying to figure out how to get her to swallow them.

[comsymp]

10. Well, standing around is all they could do...

until RimJob shows up with the PortaPotties~

I do have to wonder, however, why the parents haven't brought in Brother Pat or another faith healer yet, though...

[JohnnyRingo]

4. It sounds like her sons are gonna go and kidnap her.....

...Bring her home and say: "Here she is Maw....should I set her down and get a balloon?

Too bad there are too many death crazy demcrats around her.

[CanuckAmok]

5. I liked the one where my identity was hijacked:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2891565&mesg_id=2891565

I sure hope that doesn't happen again around the same time tomorrow!

[flvegan]

7. They'd tear her limb from limb before even getting her out the door.

C'mon, imagine 1,000...no, 50 of these idiots storming the place. Let's say 20 get in (I know, just plain silly, but stay with me). All 20 would wind up grabbing an arm, leg, head, finger and running in 20 different directions. "We have to get her to a hospital." "No, we must get thine Terri to a church to bask in the light of God, where Jesus can work his divine magic, and we can quench her thirst with the water of God." "Let's take her to Jeb's house!" "To the field! The mothership is coming!"

Of course, the final comment would be, "You bastards! You killed Terri!"

[immoderate]

12. "We had to kill her in order to save her."

--IMM

[nytemare]

8. Hmm. His heart breaking makes him ball. A Gannon client??

I think so!

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. Oh jeffo, I pity you. Really I do.

Blinded by idiocy.

[datasuspect]

11. "balling"

like the 70s eupehism for sexual intercourse?

btw, freeper reposts in this forum are as repellent as child pornography.

be careful what you put in your mind.

[Arkana]

13. Well, I certainly hope her "balling" doesn't involve family members

or the family dog.