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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:24 AM
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I fart in your general direction
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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:25 AM
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1. You silly English K...kaniggets
:hi:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:26 AM
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2. Now that is just gross...Nose in the air n/t
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:27 AM
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Well, you bit off more than you can chew
Because I had baked beans with dinner tonight. And also several beers.

Prepare for retaliation!
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:27 AM
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3. jeez




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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:28 AM
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4. .
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:29 AM
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5. Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
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RubyCat Donating Member (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:29 AM
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6. So THAT'S what that was.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:29 AM
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7. Takin' a page out of whoisalhedges's playbook, are we?
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:33 AM
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8. Maybe you've heard...
of the Tunisian 'seer' who predicted Arafat's death on foriegn soil, which made little sense at the time of the prediction.

The same guy (whose name I never have found out) predicts Bush will be assasinated this year. Do you know anythig about this?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:34 AM
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9. Why on earth
would you ask a question like that in a demonstrable fart thread?
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:57 AM
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14. 176 posts may have something to do with questin in question n/t
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 01:00 AM
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16. Welcome to DU madeline_con n/t
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:38 AM
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10. If your fart lasts
all the way to Denver, it's cuz chicago is windy.
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GregW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:40 AM
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11. You empty-headed animal food trough waipurrrrrr
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:42 AM
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12. that was a good one
my mouth was open and everything
but I thought it was just sulphur.
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:43 AM
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13. William Pitt is the cause of these
Edited on Wed Mar-23-05 12:44 AM by donheld
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 12:59 AM
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15. Well kraut and weenies and a cold brew will light like a steam engine...
Ever light a fart?
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