Sasquatch's tips for better living

[sasquatch]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2885690#2885711

-Whenever you want to get your point across just use cuss words.
>At first this seems rude, but if you use them enoughpeople will just think this is how you talk.
-Whenever drinking avoid lite beer.
>It taste like nearly frozen piss that has 0 benefits.
-Never fart in a confined space.
>This should require no explanation.
-Never mix alcoholic beverages, then eat a box of doughnuts.
>Ditto.

[JVS]

1. My tip is to go to Newport Kentucky and visit the Hofbraeuhaus

Right across the river from Cincinnati

[sasquatch]

Been there and done that

:9
I LOVE that place.
:D

[JVS]

4. It's good enough to bear repetition

I went there over the weekend with some buddies. It was not quite as good as the original in Munich, but it was still a lot of fun

[sasquatch]

5. Did they have the band playing?

[JVS]

6. Yup. I only recall the Chicken Dance. We sat out in the garden most of..

the time.

[sasquatch]

7. I always sit in the "great room" as I call it/W the bar.

[JVS]

8. Yeah, we would have needed reservations, so we sat in the outside annex.

It was cool because we had a bar and bartender almost all to ourselves out there.

[Lady Freedom]

2. You forgot one

Stay out of GD!!!!

[sasquatch]

3. You obviously didn't read the thread

:D
READ IT DAMMITT!!
:D

[DS1]

9. Never ever attempt Rodney Dangerfield's coffee trick from Back to School

It does not work, and you just have a mouth full of shitty coffee grounds

[sasquatch]

10. Never drink McDonald's coffee either

x(
That stuff taste like pure crap.