Fascism has taken over in Amerika!

[Goathead]

And as everyone at DU has been round up and put in the Federal lockup, you get to choose your cellmate. So, which DUer would you most like/not like to share a cell with?

[JohnKleeb]

1. Only one?!?

Damn you.
Definely would want a female
-Female
-Of 17-21 years of age
-Already friends with
etc

[JohnKleeb]

17. No one wants me?

:(

[Goathead]

18. You can be on my cellblock.

and I'll watch your back while we are "kickin'it" in the yard.

[JohnKleeb]

20. couldnt hurt

[WindRavenX]

2. whoever can stand me

:)

[redqueen]

3. That's what I was gonna say...

:hi:

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. I have to go with that answer too

[Lady Freedom]

5. I think Revolutionary_Acts04 and I could make good cell mates

Long enogh to break us all out!:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. HAHA! Excellent!

You plan, I'll dig. :P

[Lady Freedom]

13. When we break out we get to help with the revolution!!!!

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Viva La Revolution!

:D

[ET Awful]

6. Just give me a willing female in her sexual prime :)

Fine by me.

PS: She must actually be willing to share a cell :). Hopefully she won't find me too repulsive :)

Do I get to bring my kitties?

[Lady Freedom]

9. So you don't want to be part of the jail break?

[ET Awful]

10. Can I have a few days with the willing female first?

I've been single too long.

After that, I'll file for days :)

[Lady Freedom]

12. Just remeber...

If you miss the revolution because of a hot chick, you have only yourself to blame on missing out!!!

[ET Awful]

14. I didn't say she had to be hot, just female, willing and in her prime :)

I'm not THAT picky :) I'll settle for not frightening and from this universe :).

And don't worry, I won't miss the revolution :)

[Goathead]

11. Repulsive?

Just think about it, that toilet is just out there. Thar ain't no curtain or nuthin'!

[RagingInMiami]

7. Give me a straight female with a sense of humor

who doesn't nag too much

[Gyre]

15. I want a collaborator/spy

that I can beat to death and get some of this damned aggression out.

Gyre

[Goathead]

19. What do you mean? Like a jailhouse snitch?

There will probably be some freepers in there for tax evasion. We can kick the living shit out of them.}(

[DIKB]

21. Straight male guy.

Buddy partner who'll help me to lift in the yard. It'll be rough getting by w/o the female loving, but I do that well enough on the outside. lol

[Merrick]

22. Are you kidding? They'd jam us in 40 to a cell

Gulag style. If we let them...

[bridgit]

23. you got'ta be shit'n me...

lem'me jot that down

:grouphug:

[driver8]

24. I've got one word for all of you..."Guantanamo"

That is where our asses will be. Shackled, blindfolded, tortured...you won't have to worry about who your cell mate will be.

[Bouncy Ball]

25. A gay man.

That would be good.

Here's why: with a woman, if we are in there together too long, both of us might be sorely tempted. Um.

If my cellmate is a straight guy and we're in there quite a long time, well. Yeah.

And there's Mr. Bouncy to consider.

So, if I'm locked up with a gay man, the chances of anything sexual happening is almost nil.

In fact, make sure it's Dookus. We could be in there 500 YEARS and nothing sexual would ever happen. Plus he and I could think of ways to get out.