Who is willing to frisk me today?

[KitchenWitch]

I need to prepare to go to the airport - where they frisk me all the time.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. If I hadn't lost the will.. I would, in a heartbeat.

:crazy:

[Redstone]

2. Try putting a whoopie cushion in your brassiere to give

the frisker a fun surprise. Or would they throw you in jail for that these days?

Redstone

[KitchenWitch]

3. I am not sure I am willing to risk it at the airport LOL

[KitchenWitch]

4. Oh, and I do not have *room* in my bra for a whoopie cushion

I am a bit on the buxom side.

[Technowitch]

5. While in line, just make a comment...

...like, "These fascist TSA bastards make Nazis look cuddly and compassionate."

I guarantee a strip-search like you've never had before. Of course, you won't get to fly either.

[KitchenWitch]

6. ROFL

The reason I get searched is not because I am on a "security hazard" list, it is because I have an artificial joint, and I set off the alarms (my hip set off the buzzers even before 9/11).

[Huckebein the Raven]

7. I don't know you very well. Sorry.

:silly:

[lpbk2713]

8. Wanna have some fun?

Conceal a rubber duckie in your hand, shouldn't be a problem if it's non-metallic. When they go to patting and frisking go "squeak-squeak". I'd pay to see a picture of the look on their face.