I am sniffing sharpies today.

[short bus president]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! <thud>

[sniffa]

1. you rang?

oh wait, never mind.

[short bus president]

4. Oh, YOU'D only be interested

if someone was holding the sharpies between their toes. :P

[sniffa]

8. not your toes though

:puke:

[Lavender Brown]

2. That's disgusting

Only fruit-scented magic markers are meant for sniffing.

[short bus president]

6. BE A MENSCH! Sniff 'em STRAIGHT UP!!!

Stupid fruity girlie markers... You drink Zima, too, don't you?

;-)

[Lex]

3. Aha.

Now I see what makes you a Duke fan!

:ducking:

[short bus president]

9. yus...

I can't afford all the crack it would take to make me support the tarholes. :P

[Lex]

14. I see.

Well, sniff away, my friend!

[short bus president]

19. I shall!

And best of luck to yer 'holes in the next round. I wanna see 'em lose to State! ;-)

[SarahB]

5. You never cease to amaze me, Shortbus.

:crazy:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

7. Me neither....

:P

[short bus president]

13.

:loveya:

[short bus president]

11. some of us sniff roses,

some of us sniff panties, and some of us sniff sharpies. We're all jeebus's children. ;-)

[Bouncy Ball]

10. I did that once.

And I started noticing neat patterns in things.

[short bus president]

15. was it the bumps on the ceiling?

It was the bumps on the ceiling, wasn't it? I notice those a lot after the <thud> part. ;-)

[Bouncy Ball]

18. No, it was actually a brick wall outside.

It was FASCINATING. I stared at it, up close, for a long time.

I don't know what possessed me to take such a big whiff of one of those giant Sharpies.

[short bus president]

22. the power of Sharpies compels you!

Did you write anything on the brick wall with yer big-ass sharpie, or just stare?

[Bouncy Ball]

24. Just stared.

Really close. And went "Woooooow...." a lot.

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Kind of on topic...but not really. The new ink that HP is selling smells

awful. Everytime I print something it makes me sick.

[short bus president]

17. Hrm...

but after the vomiting... are there any hallucinations or anything? ;-)

:hi: Hi Miz G!

[LordshipLadyship]

16. sent your post to my repub best friend at work because she does the same

thing and she said

Tell that person that "adb" markers are better ;-)
And come in a whole lot more colors

[short bus president]

20. repub, eh?

See to it that someone ethers her sniffin' pens next election day, would ya? ;-)

[LordshipLadyship]

23. I'm working on bringing her over to our side

I got her to vote for Kerry!! :bounce:

p.s. She's a draftswoman and I have no idea what kind of pens she means, however I do know she goes nuts on Ebay about some sort of special pen sets and stencils.

I'm trying to lure her to DU to see the light and repent :evilgrin:

[LordshipLadyship]

26. she says

I am looking for Faber-Castell Jewel points, tell Short bus that
For when I do my hand drafting for the Land Planner who is a holdout against the computer age;-)



She speaks draftsperson well <g>

Gotta watch that marks-a-lot,chimpsrsmarter, that's HARD stuff!

Personally, I sniff Airea room spray by Kiss My Face Anti-Stress Soul soother. fir needle,lavender, rosemary and orange.

Especially good when reading breaking news on DU and GD in DU :wow: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[AlCzervik]

21. next time you're sniffing, try these

[Bouncy Ball]

25. that's the CRACK PIPE of all markers right there.

WOOOO HOOOO!!!

[kwassa]

27. with sharpies, the marks around your nostrils are permanent!

none of that wimpy washable stuff