Worst product name?

[wtmusic]

[Arkana]

1. Uh, my vote goes to any one of these:

My Fanny - Japanese toilet paper

Cheap Creamy Powder - Japanese coffee creamer

Libido - Chinese soda

Cat Wetty - Japanese moistened hand towels

Ass Glue - Chinese glue

Clean Finger Nail - Chinese tissues

Last Climax - Japanese tissues

Ban Cock - Indian cockroach repellent

Pocari Sweat - Japanese sport drink

Polio - Czechoslovakian laundry detergent

I'm Dripper - Japanese instant coffee

Zit - Greek soft drink

Pipi - Yugoslavian orangeade

Hornyphon - Austrian video recorder

Swine - Chinese chocolates

Shocking - Japanese chewing gum

Shitto - Ghanaian pepper sauce

Superglans - Netherlands car wax

[wtmusic]

6. Yeah I was staying away from the foreign ones

The French cheese named "Rape" belongs in there somewhere :P

[xultar]

2. Oshkosh Bgosh...what ever it is. and Depends...I mean can you really

depend on them? Something tells me no. I can't depend on Always. Shich should always be added to the list.

[krkaufman]

15. Oshkosh B'gosh ...

... is a clothing line. I remember them best as the overalls my cantankerous old farming grandpa wore.

Kinda funny to see they're still around *AND* that they have an online store..!

http://www.oshkoshbgosh.com/default.asp

Thanks for the flashback.

[last_texas_dem]

3. "Bite My Slice"

Never heard of it before now, but it sounds pretty awful.

But I've actually always been kinda partial to Snausages... lol

[terrya]

4. It was a car....the Ford Probe

How about the Chevrolet Rectal Exam...

:-)

[wtmusic]

9. And the shame was

it was a very good looking car (for Ford)...

[BOSSHOG]

5. BOUDREAUX'S BUTT PASTE

That might be the "best" product Name. Its a diaper rash ointment manufactured by George Boudreaux P. D. in Covington, La, a suburb of New Orleans. Some may need it after a night in the French Quarter.

www.buttpaste.com

[BiggJawn]

14. Cyclists use it.

instead of "Chamois Butt'r" to prevent chafing.

Of course, I read that some use Noxema.
I think that wass a cruel joke on someone's part (WOOOOOOO-HOOOOO!)

[BOSSHOG]

17. I put it on my thighs before a run

It works pretty good and its not greasy.

[Blue-Jay]

7. Homo Sausage

[latteromden]

12. Oh, engrish.com. What a great site.

Now, please fall carefully into lake.

[Lavender Brown]

8. Tombstone Pizza

Really not an appetizing image. :shrug:

And Nad's, the wax from Australia.

[Liberal Veteran]

10. Remember the "Ayds Diet Plan"

Took on a whole new meaning about 1980.

[krkaufman]

11. The Passion Recut

What, like the man wasn't cut up enough in the first release, he's gotta be recut?

(Well, I guess the first try allegedly didn't finish him off, eh?)

[Melodybe]

13. Nads hair removal is the worst product name ever!

[Liberal Veteran]

16. I forgot about that one...

Me and my boyfriend used to laugh our asses off at that.

[Liberal Veteran]

18. Zim's Crack Cream.

You can find it all your finer drug stores.

[Seabiscuit]

19. Funniest: "Odorono" deodorant

Boudreaux's Butt Paste a close second. And the best product available for babies' diaper rash (it really works, and fast).

[maveric]

20. "AYDS" a diet supplement from the late 70's.

[Richardo]

21. Protect your surf board with...Mr Zog's Sex Wax

Motto: "Best for your stick"

[aeolian]

23. Ummmm...what do you do with your surfboard...?

[wtmusic]

26. In the same category as Gorilla Snot

whimsical but probably effective for their audience

http://www.gorillasnot.com/

[aeolian]

22. The Chrysler Dictator? What?

That's funny as hell, but I've never seen anyone driving a "dictator" down the freeway.

[wtmusic]

25. sorry, it was a Studebaker

http://www.hubcapcafe.com/ocs/pages01/stud3701.htm

sounded suspicious...I should have vetted that one :spank:

[calico1]

24. Probably the most unfortunate product name was

"Aydes." They were these caramel type candies that suppressed the apetite. Came out long before the epidemic but didn't last for long afterwards.

[ironflange]

27. This one