I've lost the will to flirt

[yvr girl]

Yes, it's just me whining again. Anyone believe in mercy killing?

[Aristus]

1. No! Don't kill yourself. Give it another try.

Go on...try it on me. I promise to be a receptive target! :7

[yvr girl]

9. I feel too yucky to flirt

[Goathead]

2. Is this a Schiavo thread?

[yvr girl]

6. No, but if I was hooked up to machines

I'd be begging to have the plug pulled.

[Aristus]

11. Sorry, you're not allowed to make that decision.

Better leave what's best to you up to the Federal Government, okay? C'mon now; all those guys are running for re-election next year. Give 'em a good campaign theme!

[yvr girl]

14. I'm Canadian

I still have rights

[Aristus]

18. Oh that's right. Lucky you, all up there in B.C. and everything.

:-)

[slackmaster]

3. Me too - I keep making bad decisions

I need time off from the game.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. You need to call a crisis counseling hotline.

DU is not prepared to give serious psychological advice.

[StopTheMorans]

10. yes we are! here, let me try:

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[yvr girl]

12. you're a heartless bastard

[StopTheMorans]

13. i thought you said you weren't flirting?

thanks for the compliment tho; you're too kind :7

[AlCzervik]

5. a nation weeps

[Squeech]

7. yvr girl: beyond flirtation!

Don't worry, it's just a phase, it'll come back to you, like riding a bicycle, etc. etc. blah blah blah

I actually do mean all of the above, it's just hard to say it without sounding like a cliche, so I just decided to wallow in it...

:hi:

[XNASA]

8. Then we have something in common.....

Perhaps we will find each other one day?

Nevermind, I just got it back.

[progmom]

15. goofball

:P

Just go into ATA and flirt with Skinner some more! :o

[yvr girl]

16. I can't

I might do this. :puke:

[progmom]

17. I thought that was how you flirted these days?

Hey...it worked on Will Pitt! :P

[yvr girl]

19. I'm a pathetic scrap of a human being now

[progmom]

23. Buck up, soldier!

Pull yourself together!

Repeat after me: "I'm yvr girl and I KICK ASS!"

ok?

[yvr girl]

25. I'm yvr girl and I've got my laptop on my pillow

and all i've eaten today is a cracker. i'm typing with 1 hand, so i'll end now.

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. No. I believe in a "culture of life" so no help here.

;) :P

[Debi]

21. Just look deep within yourself

Then remember how hot Eric Estrada looked in his uniform when he played Ponch in CHiPS! ;)

[yvr girl]

22. He was never my thing

But even Starbuck wouldn't work for me now.

[Debi]

24. You really are low...

:hug: that's all I can do for you now

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Just wait for Boston, I'm sure Will and his bees will work something out..

:silly:

[yvr girl]

31. I don't think so

He won't even reply to my threads anymore.

I'm dead to him.

[Wapsie B]

27. Flirt, schmirt.......

just be yourself. The day will get better. Take it from a person who's down in the dumps on occasion. :)

[kmla]

28. Cheer up. You just need to find someone who is enthralled

by phlegm and spit cooties.

Then you can flirt unashamedly.

However, it's not me. Not enthralled at all by phlegm.

[yvr girl]

30. I don't have phlegm

But I did just spend several minutes dry heaving, so you might want to stay away.

[KamaAina]

29. Time for a Hawaiian vacation?

no need to flirt; desperate kane (males) will be all over you like a sumo wrestler on a plate lunch :-)