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[underpants]

Fans duck for cover as a shattered bat flies into the crowd on a single by Minnesota Twins (news) designated hitter Michael Restovich (news) in the fourth inning against the Florida Marlins (news) in Fort Myers, Fla., Monday March 14, 2005. No one was seriously injured in the incident. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa)

[AntiCoup2K4]

1. Holy Shit!

They're gonna have to start handing out batting helmets to the fans - and not as a one day promotional thing either.

[MessiahRp]

2. LOL

That picture is hilarious...

Rp

[flvegan]

3. The looks on their faces are funny.

Especially the guy in the red hat. I only say that because nobody was injured.

[ET Awful]

4. The brown haired girl with her hands up looks even funnier :)

:evilgrin:

[Richardo]

7. You mean Howard Stern?

:)

[leftofthedial]

9. they'e Twins fans

They look funny even under the best of conditions

[underpants]

10. OUCH!

:spank:

[leftofthedial]

16. :grin:

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

19. Hey, not nice

died in the wool Twins fan here!

[leftofthedial]

20. what will the Twinkies do this year?

[KitchenWitch]

21. They will get to the ALCS

at the very least! We have excellent pitching and what looks to be above average hitting and defense.

[leftofthedial]

22. plus a pretty weak division

ah, I wish I was at spring training, taking in a game . . .

[KitchenWitch]

24. Weak division, but strong team!

Remember we were in the ALCS in 2002 and lost to the Angels (who BTW swept the Yankees that year)

[leftofthedial]

25. the weak division helps to get to the playoffs

but sometimes hurts once you're there

[Ready4Change]

5. What is Red Hat Guy eating?

Champagne and Oysters? What IS that thing?

This needs to be PhotoShopped/Farked something awful. :)

[havocmom]

6. Somebody needs to photo-shop the bat out

and caption the picture... something like:
World Bank employees, at company picnic, respond to announcement of Paul Wolfowitz as their new boss.

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Clever! *lol*

[Ready4Change]

11. 'Nother caption

New season of Red Sox fans prove incapable of performing "The Wave."

[havocmom]

14. Sour grapes?

Havocdad is a New England boy and Sox fan from way back. He might come for ya ;)

[WindRavenX]

12. that's why I always bring my glove to the ballpark

Bats or ball, at least I'm able to put a hand up...

[progmom]

13. Me too.

I caught a home run ball at the old Tiger Stadium. A friend saw it on TV and laughed her ass off - she said I calmly reached out and caught the ball, while my husband and his best friend cowered behind me. :P

[Debi]

15. Go Mom!

:toast:

[JohnKleeb]

17. Reminds me to get a glove

My last glove stopped fitting me in middle school.

[KitchenWitch]

18. And they say nothing happens to the MN Twins

LOL, after all, we are in flyover land.

[sasquatch]

23. LOL!! The guy in the plaid shirt looks like he's about to soil himself.

:hurts: