I am SarahBelle. Keeper of DU secrets big and small.

[SarahB]

I never reveal my secrets, so fear not if I am a holder of yours, but if you have any you want to add tonight, I promise I'll keep them between you and I (and the psychotic lurking freepers). :D

[steve2470]

1. yeah, that's right, no one can see my posts here

:crazy:
:wtf:

[SarahB]

25. I'm just messing around.

wait, that didn't sound right :D

[steve2470]

30. woohoo it sounded ok to me !

:evilgrin:

[Amaya]

2. You have nothing on me

so there :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. Hey Amaya

I sent you a PM. You like it? Want some changes?

[Amaya]

9. thanks i'll look at it

:)

[jonnyblitz]

6. I do.nt

[Amaya]

8. you know too much...

i may have to get some duct tape

:)

[jonnyblitz]

11. eh...i forgot by now anyways

I wouldnt worry. :P :hug:

[Amaya]

14. bullshit ....you don't forget anything

:hug::loveya: :P

[JohnKleeb]

13. here ya go

[SarahB]

21. Yeah, but you have...

almost just as much on me. :loveya:

although I'm far less exciting (mostly) :D

[Amaya]

51. do tell?

i feel like i'm outta the loop :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. There's a condom on my car

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2884293

[SarahB]

22. Damned Matcom!

He needs to clean up better. :D

[yvr girl]

5. Do you have anything on me?

[SarahB]

19. Just a little.

I always keep my mouth shut. :pals:

[yvr girl]

29. Will it cost me any money?

[SarahB]

31. Never ever.

I am ethical. :D

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

7. Are you the gatekeeper?

I am the keymaster!

[SarahB]

20. I am the keymaster.

You are correct.
:D

[sparky_in_ma]

10. I like it when bettyellen sings in the lounge

:loveya:

[SarahB]

24. Cool!

:D

[nickgutierrez]

12. I'm calling your bluff.

You've got nothing on me. :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. Hi antiwarwarrior!

:hi:

[nickgutierrez]

16. Hey!

:hi:

[SarahB]

23. I don't.

Yet! Bwa ha ha! :evilgrin:

[Floogeldy]

17. And I support you. 100%

Run free and conquer with no guilt. All are behind you.

B-)

[SarahB]

18. I know you are not a sock puppet.

I saw you in an argument recently with the person I thought you could be a sockpuppet for. :D

[LordshipLadyship]

26. Don't tell anyone...

but I slept with Georgey Dubya Bush. It was rough though, he refused to remove the flightsuit. Not only that, Karl Rove was under our bed during the entire thing, suggesting things for Dubya to whisper into my ear. Afterwards, Dubya's press secretary had a statement to release to talon News. And some guy named Guckert said to me, how am I going to ever surpass the sheer thrill of knowing Bush in the pure. bibical sense. I said no comment. He asked me 'Then it was such a perfect experience that you want to keep it private?' I said No, there was nothing to comment on, and I thought the tape recorded applause after every move Dubya made on me was a bit much.

[SarahB]

27. OK

:scared:

[LordshipLadyship]

28. What?

You thought this gig would be easy? :silly:

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. I am in love...

...with HEyHEY. :loveya:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2887676#2887680

[SarahB]

33. Does he like your panties?

:7

[Magrittes Pipe]

34. No.

I am afraid my love is unrequited. :cry:

[SarahB]

35. Heart breaking Canadian bastard!

:grr:

Hugs to you, alhedges! :hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. Thanks.

I needed that. :hug:

[Parrcrow]

37. Sarahbelle knows my secrets

but that now makes her an accessory.:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

42. Hee hee!

:evilgrin:

[LynzM]

38. You know all my secrets....

But that's okay :D

[SarahB]

40. You know mine too.

But that's also ok. :D

[LynzM]

48. Woo-hoo

Can I be the SarahBelle secret-keeper-in-training? ;)

[SarahB]

54. Oh yes!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

39. I don't have too many juicy secrets.

Maybe after my trip to Boston I will. :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

41. I even know a bit of yours.

Like I've said though, I'm ethical. (P.S. I think you may even know more about me for awhile from a particular Houstonite.)

Gossip. Gossip. Gossip. :P

[GOPisEvil]

44. Actually...I don't know as much as you think I might know.

I haven't spoken with that particular Houstonite about you.

Oh, wait, I probablys houldn't have said that. Now I have no leverage! Good think you're ethical. *whew*

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. I have herpes.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2887781

[SarahB]

45. I'm sorry.

Here's another :hug:.

I, though, am as fresh as a Daisy.

[Magrittes Pipe]

46. dolo amber isn't really 40.

She's 43.

[SarahB]

47. That's just wrong, dude!

Isn't she still in her 30's? She's gonna rightfully kick your ass. :nuke:

[Magrittes Pipe]

49. Okay, fine.

She's 38. And a youthful 38 at that. Doesn't look a day over 32, and is as full of life as anyone I know.

Is that better?

[SarahB]

52. Much better.

:D

[Corgigal]

50. You're ethical and can keep secrets?

Well I hope you know you won't be able to run for any political office.

[SarahB]

53. That's probably why I never could.

Damned ethics! :D