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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:09 PM
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If you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
I'm a whole fruit salad. A pink one! :7
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DIKB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:10 PM
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1. A kiwi.
Short and fuzzy =)
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Darkseid69 Donating Member (285 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:11 PM
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2. Seedless
No little sprouts to worry about
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:11 PM
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3. I'm already a fruit, Toad
:-)
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:11 PM
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4. A PERFECT cherry or strawberry... otherwise a crispy Fuji apple.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:14 PM
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5. Star fruit
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:14 PM
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6. Take the fruit test to find out!
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:17 PM
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7. Fruit test?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:22 PM
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10. You could take this one too, if you want. :P
http://quizilla.com/users/azuremariposa/quizzes/What%20Kind%20of%20Fruit%20Are%20You%3F/



You are a Pineapple...the traditional symbol of friendship, you embrace everyone as a friend...you are loyal, kind and always there for a friend in need...
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:44 PM
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30. I'm a pineapple, too


Sounds good to me!
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all.of.me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:53 PM
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34. pomegranate - unconventional, unique, and just a little bit tart
Edited on Mon Mar-21-05 09:55 PM by genevat


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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:22 PM
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12. Oy! I'm a banana too!


Love them imitation phalluses! }(
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:32 PM
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16. There needs to be a vegetable test
More opportunity.

Straight cucumber or curved zuchinni?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 10:09 PM
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36. I can't even think straight! Ergo, I mustb e the zuchinni.
:D
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:22 PM
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11. I'm a tomato.


No comment. My tomato self isn't up to it tonight. :)
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:33 PM
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17. I'm sure you've been referred to as a tomato before
<eom>
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:36 PM
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18. She's a sad tomato.
She's three miles of bad road
Walking down the street
Will i never meet her?
She's a real woman-child
Oh my kiss breath turpentine

I am smitten

I'm the real thing (i'm the real thing)
Have you seen her come around?
My crush with eyeliner

I'm in like.
I'm infatuated.
It's all too much-the pressure.
She's all that i can take
What position should i wear?
Cop an attitude? (you faker)
How can i convince her? (faker)
That i'm invented too, yeah

I am smitten
I'm the real thing (i'm the real thing)
We all invent ourselves
And, uh, you know me

Yeah, she's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road
She's her own invention (she's her own invention)
That gets me in the throat
What can i make myself be?
Life is strange, yeah (life is strange)
What can i make myself be (fake her)
To make her mine?

I am smitten
I'll do anything (i'll do anything)
A kiss breath turpentine,
My crush with eyeliner

I am smitten
You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your frankenstein
My crush with eyeliner

I am smitten
I'm the real thing (i'm the real thing)
Won't you be my valentine?
My crush with eyeliner
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:40 PM
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24. See, now there you go trying to be so perfect
My favorite band of all time.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:44 PM
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32. I had Michael Stipe posters back in the 80's.
I was never more "Crushed" (pardon the pun :P) to find out any man was gay. People can say what they want, but they've pretty much stood the test of time and they're a shitload better than most of the mass-produced crap out there.

p.s. I'm not perfect. I'm freakishly and frighteningly human. :wow:
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:47 PM
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33. Stipe is gay?
Edited on Mon Mar-21-05 09:48 PM by Bok_Tukalo
I really should pay attention.

OK. Now I'm going to have to throw in Reconstruction of the Fables.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:38 PM
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22. I'm a banana! Yay!
Edited on Mon Mar-21-05 09:38 PM by da_chimperor
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kitkatrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 10:02 PM
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35. I'm a lemon and a pomegranate.


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bobthedrummer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:20 PM
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8. A pineapple.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:21 PM
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9. A strawberry, I think.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:23 PM
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14. Hey! I took the fruit quiz, and I was right!
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imenja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:23 PM
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13. a peach
but a juicy, tasty one. Not the hard, flavorless beaches in the supermarket.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:25 PM
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15. Liberace
I know, I know, but somebody would have said it sooner or later...
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:37 PM
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19. I was going to say Avocado, but I don't think that's a fruit
the test says I'm a pear though:



The description is correct, I just don't know how that relates to pears though :shrug:
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:37 PM
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20. I'm a banana, apparently
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:37 PM
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21. a cherry
nt
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:38 PM
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23. pervert
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:40 PM
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25. You're calling me a pervert...
that's kind of like Michael Jackson calling a Catholic priest a pervert.

Wait, that doesn't really make me look good either. Oh well.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:41 PM
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26. yeah, that's true
perv
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:42 PM
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28. hmm
at least i didn't contract rare jungle diseases from kleeb like you have
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:44 PM
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31. not my fault he puked on me
damn ebola spreading bastard.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 10:13 PM
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37. excuse me but you gave me AIDS you bastard
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:42 PM
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27. That reminds me of our impending prom date
:-)
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 09:43 PM
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29. hahahaha
good response :P
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 10:15 PM
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38. I can be a Passion Fruit ...
for the right DU'er...

:evilgrin:

RL
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 10:28 PM
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39. I AM a fruit
hopefully a nice big plumb banana. :evilgrin:
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