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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:50 PM Original message |
If I worked in a department store, I would..... |
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WI_DEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
1. I would be a "floor walker" with a carnation in my lapel and |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:56 PM Response to Reply #1 |
9. Suits you, sir. |
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WI_DEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:06 PM Response to Reply #9 |
22. ya think so? |
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Lavender Brown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
2. I would, and did, pretend to feel faint during peak hours |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:56 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. Why didn't I ever think of that? |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
3. I would spray perfume in their eyes |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:56 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. ROFL!!!! |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:58 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. Why do they only spray perfume? |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:59 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. And in the EYES!!! |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
4. I argue in a British accent |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:58 PM Response to Reply #4 |
12. Aw, don't do that. |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
5. I would put my hair up, wear 1950s skirts and blouses, and |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:55 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Oh GOD that would be fun. |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:57 PM Response to Original message |
10. Every so often, when I was with a customer, I'd say... |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
11. I'm seeing why everyone on this thread either doesn't work |
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Lavender Brown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:00 PM Response to Reply #11 |
16. I wasn't fired, surprisingly |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:01 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. LOL!..Could you imagine us ALL working in the same store. |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:05 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. I'm telling you, DUers need to do the following |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
15. Write notes to co-workers that begin "Dear Sexy Knickers" |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:00 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. What about if you worked in Wal-Mart? |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:03 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Do they sell those at Wal-Mart? |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
19. Walk around with a pulsating blue light in my pants |
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Bok_Tukalo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
23. Immediately reject state issued ID's presented as "obvious forgeries" |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:08 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. ROFL, page yourself, you made me snort. |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
24. try to get a date with one of the cute girls that work there |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
26. We could put on fashion shows! |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
27. . . . offer the best customer service the place had ever seen. |
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mongo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:27 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Here Here! |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
28. .....kill myself. |
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mongo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-21-05 03:29 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. I'd let you sit down |
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