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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:14 PM
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What do you do with a drunken sailor?
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:14 PM
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1. Earl-lie in the morning?
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:15 PM
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2. I'm not allowed to say...
the fun's over, don't ya know.
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pinkpops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:16 PM
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3. What do you do with a Vic's Inhaler?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:18 PM
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4. What do you do with Norman Mailer?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:19 PM
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5. What do you do with James Taylor?
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:22 PM
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6. What do you do with a burned out trailer?
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:00 PM
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10. What do you do with an old hay bailer?
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BlueHandDuo Donating Member (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:24 PM
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7. Put 'im in the scuppers with the hosepipe on 'im...
...or make him take an extra turn in the barrel.
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:52 PM
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8. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper
Put 'im in bed with the captain's daughter.
Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
Earlye in the mornin'

Ah. The classics.

:crazy:
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 10:59 PM
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9. May I suggest that we
'trice him up in a running bow-line
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