"Spring Break Shark Attack?"

[Archae]

How much meth was the assclown who wrote this CBS drivel on? :wtf:

Going to watch "Dragons" on Animal Planet.

[Dogmudgeon]

1. No meth.

Just cynicism.

Cynicism, and a bottomless well of contempt for their audience.

--p!

[deutsey]

2. My wife and I were certain the commercial for this was one of those

Geico commercials, you know the ones that seem like a real commercial for something else at first but then say you should call Geico Insurance?

This just seems too absurd to be believed. But there you go...that is very illustrative of the times in which we live.

Too absurd to be believed. If I ever write a history of this era, that will be the title of my book.

[sasquatch]

3. I would walk out on that film if it was a inflight movie

[Zuni]

4. not meth, PCP

and Horse tranquilizers

[B Calm]

5. You'd think CBS could be a little more creative. They should

look at HBO for ideas..

[deutsey]

6. They assume we're stupid assholes

Unfortunately, enough of us keep on proving their assumptions correct.

[General Zod]

7. That ranks right up there with "Mansquito".....

.....as worst movie title ever.

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. Here's their ad

Nice to know they've improved the quality of their news since Dan Rather was forced out, eh? :eyes: