"Tell a lie" thread

[Glenda]

My lie : I live on the cayman islands

[steve2470]

1. Glenda is my wife

Get home Glenda. Where ya been ? :-)

[Glenda]

11. Training for Ms Olympia Bodybuilding contest

and thanks to steroids am growing a beard :D

[steve2470]

13. hey, where ya been ?

seriously ! have you been sick ?

[ret5hd]

2. i'm a very handsome man

[RPM]

3. my cock is immense...

I own a giant rooster - its pretty cool

[bearfan454]

4. My lie

The repukes didn't electronically steal the election in Ohio. bush really did get more votes than there were voters in several precincts and counties.

[kedrys]

5. I think GWB is simply *adorable*.

I can't believe I just typed that. Ick.

[yvr girl]

6. The love of my life died tragically

:cry:

[Dudley_DUright]

7. I cannot tell a lie.

:evilgrin:

[Tektonik]

8. Freepers are dead sexayyy!

[Ready4Change]

9. I think about the direction of our nation today...

And it just makes me skippy with joy!

[da_chimperor]

10. I'm a virgin.

;)

[guinivere]

12. Dubya is right about everything.

Best president ever. :tinfoilhat: :puke:

[flvegan]

14. Condaleeza Rice is one sexy babe.

She's doing wonders for my right forearm muscles!

[tjwmason]

15. Tony Blair is the best British Prime Minister since John Major

Now that's a naughty one.

[flvegan]

16. I want to hear more about Terri Shiavo.

[RetroLounge]

17. I like the fact that DU has changed

into SchiavoUnderground!

RL