hilarious story inside you better read it or else ok? (hot wax involved)

[Bouncy Ball]

earlier today i went to get a pedicutre with my friend. I was about to have donkey hooves for fett.

SO. We are there and the lady finishes up and she says (i am quoting exactly ok? EXACTLY) she says "you need wax on your face"

I say "WHAT?"

She says "you eyebrows"

I turn to my firend and said "do I need my eyebrowns waxed?" and she says i dno't know (she's kinda useless sometimes but i do love her).

but see I tweeze so I didn;t understand why I would need wax, but I say ok because she says "only five dollars"

so I've never had wax before

(I"M NO LONGER A HOT WAX VIRGIN!!)

I asked her if it hurt she said "not so much"

WHAT HTE FUCK DOESW THAT MEAN

so she does it and it doesn't hurt so much

but she's tweezing and waxing a lot and I'm scarked

then she sayd "you lip need wax" and I thoyught HEY I don't have a moutstache! But I said ok!

So she waxed that.

And then she handed me a miroor and I kid you not hERE ARE HER words:

"There. You face look better."

Sure the hell enough. I know have eyebrows so awesome lookng they cuold come off my face and kick someone's ASS and my upper lip is as bald as a baby's butt.

There. You face look better.

But ask GOPisEVIL or LynneSin or NoPasaran if my face looked bad to begin with I bet you $500 they will say no. I didn't have a hairy face.

I guess it could just look better. so she made it look better.

She said "it bring out you face."

My face is brought out now and kicking ass.

[mike_c]

1. bouncy's been imbibing tonight, hasn't she...?

:toast:

Typing always goes the way of inhibitions....

on edit: we want photos of the eyebrows, the lip, and the tattoo that wasn't!

[Bouncy Ball]

3. I only had five margartisaas

AND ONE GUINESS
OR TWO

[Bouncy Ball]

9. ok the tatoot was going to be on lhe small of my back

sot that's ok

but the eyebrows ok!

because they kick ass

[sundog]

2. bwhahaha

I almost fell out of my seat

[Swamp Rat]

4. You so funny!

:D

[autorank]

5. They need to make a movie of your life...staring you!

Good lard you get around.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. get round

I left my hoey days behind in college

tonight at the restaurnat we were at they ahd hoe cakes on the menu and I decided to rename my friend "hoe cakes" so that is her new name now

sobering up a bit I can tell

[autorank]

10. sure you are...you're about 1/2 there...keep typing, it's good for you.

Here's a cool temporary tattoo.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. SCARY

IT SCARED ME I LIKE NIC TATTOS

[autorank]

12. REALLY SCARY

[Bouncy Ball]

14. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Now alll i need to do is watch the scary local access cable chanel here in Austin before I go to sleep and I'll have hightnares!

[autorank]

15. Bouncy Ball, this one's for you...

[Bouncy Ball]

16. I"VE SEEN TAHT MOVIE!!!

Robert Mitchum is like a con artist and he marries this widow whose son knows where the money is his dad hid after he nocked offa bank and was killed and so the con trys to get the monye and he kills the widoe, etc

it was casry

[autorank]

17. "Say good night Bouncy." "Good night Bouncy" ... did you see that show?

George: "Say good night Gracy."
Gracy: "Good night Gracy"

[Bouncy Ball]

18. my parents used to layugh really hard at it

hey you have a good night autorank you are awesome you know taht?

[autorank]

19. Night, night!

[yvr girl]

7. If you want the ultimate waxing experience...

you need to head south. It hurts A LOT!!

[Bouncy Ball]

8. if i had as much alocohol as i hae now then ok

but otherwise no

no way

my eyebrowns and lip hurt enough, damn she half plled my upper lip off

and I was red fro a couple of hours

but my face can kick ass I have th most perfect eyebrowns

EVER NOW!!! EVER!!!!! NO ONE CAN TOP MY EYBROWS EFER

[yvr girl]

13. I like threading myself

I waxed before I discovered it.