You're a witch/warlock ala "Bewitched." Write an incantation -

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to rid us of disgusting busbots/freepers (or for anything else you like).

here's mine:

Wind for wings
Sea for boats
turn all these bushies
into toads

(well)

edited slightly

[Elidor]

1. Mine

Mush for brains
Pee on their hands
Fuck a bunch of these
Damn Morans

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2. lol

[Jamastiene]

3. Bring me money

Bring me fame
Make me better at playing life's game.
Give me the charisma of Kurt Cobain.

Give me the power.
Give me the strength.
Let me maximize my hours.
Bush's reign will shorten in length.

Send me the right version of Raid
To rid us all of these s.o.b.'s who are self made
I'll spray a little here and a little there
And make the fence sitters start to care.

Make me a guru on my guitar
Make me a star
Make my band listen to me
And rid the world of this hypocrisy.

Gone gone gone are the evil that claim to be good.
Oh so powerful are the good that get blamed for everything.
We will see no more white hoods
Then we'll be able once again to freely live and sing.

[ISUGRADIA]

4. Mine:

Cheney, Blackwell, Diebold, DeLay

Georgie boy, it's time you pay

The winds of karma are about to blow

Everytime you lie, your nose will grow

from a certified warlock (3rd class)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Bushbot be nimble

bushbot be quick
bushbot go fuck yourself
with a flickadixwick.

[ropi]

6. how to get rid of *

to use an old bewitched spell

dr. bombay...
dr. bombay..
emergency come right away

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