March Madness - Poorman style! Make your picks now

[T Roosevelt]

MARCH MADNESS - Round 1

<Vitale>It’s that time of year again, baby! The vast field of wingnuts has been whittled down to just sixty-four competitors, four groups of sixteen, all vying for the top prize - the right to say that they are the wankiest, pantloadiest douchebag in all of wingnuttery! You can throw out the regular season, all you facts and figures and polling numbers, because it all comes down to this - who can bring home six W’s against the toughest competition there is! Round 1 time, who’s gonna be the upset victims, who’s the underdogs, and who’s gonna be the Cinderella? It’s all about who can get the most support from the fans! It’s awesome baby!</Vitale>

On edit:
My upset picks:
(14) Hewitt over (3) Coulter in the Wankers bracket
(14) Malkin over (3) Bozell in the Pantloads bracket

And I think the (1) Bill Kristol-(16) Armstrong Williams matchup is much closer than the rankings indicate...

[T Roosevelt]

1. Nobody likes the Poorman?

[Melynn]

2. Why is Rush Limbaugh in this tournament?

Don't the tournament officials do drug testing? If so, Rush would be eliminated.

Malkin over Bozell is a good pick. Malkin has more testosterone than Bozo-ell.

[T Roosevelt]

3. Wonder how many others would be out from testing...

I'm sure Coulter is on something...