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senseandsensibility (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 06:57 PM Original message |
You're stuck in an elevator with * |
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Book Lover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
1. Who farted? |
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cornermouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
2. Where's that escape hatch on the roof of this thing? |
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murielm99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
3. George....repeat after me: |
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NC_Nurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
4. How do you live with yourself? |
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pscot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
5. "How did a pissant like you ever get to be pResident?" |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 08:38 PM Response to Reply #5 |
23. You've got to ask? |
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LSparkle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
6. Nothing -- I'd kick him in a sensitive zone |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
7. Overcome a decades-old case of stage fright |
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Ready4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
8. Bin Laden. |
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punpirate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
9. I'd shut the elevator power off... |
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senseandsensibility (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 11:08 PM Response to Reply #9 |
27. he's always struck me as the |
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librechik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
10. I'd say "you seem to have a lot of people fooled |
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salin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
11. Man, its just not right... |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
12. God told me you're going to hell |
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coloradodem2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
13. I'd be looking for the escape hatch out of the roof. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
14. SHAZAM! |
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senseandsensibility (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 08:39 PM Response to Reply #14 |
25. LOL |
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dbonds (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
15. "I think you are a slimey, low life, piece of shit, |
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DeposeTheBoyKing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
16. I'd spit on him and kick him in the balls |
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AndyTiedye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
17. That Would be Him Being Stuck in the Elevator With ME! |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
18. Is there an opening in the roof'? |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
19. "Pretzel?" (n/t) |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 08:40 PM Response to Reply #19 |
26. best answer yet |
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senseandsensibility (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
20. I think I would favor him |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 08:32 PM Response to Original message |
21. I'd kick him in the balls. |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 08:35 PM Response to Original message |
22. did you just fart? |
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B Calm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
24. Say?? I would stun gun him! |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
28. I can fart at will |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-20-05 01:52 PM Response to Reply #28 |
33. Does Will mind? |
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senseandsensibility (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-20-05 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
29. kick |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-20-05 01:20 PM Response to Original message |
30. You know, your dad's greatest fear was that HE would ruin his |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-20-05 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
31. "I know what you did, George. I know, and I will take you down." |
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nytemare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-20-05 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
32. Why would you make a constitutional amendement to |
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LiberallyInclined (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-20-05 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
34. nothing. |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-20-05 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
35. " Mr. President, I need to inform you that 1) you're not the President |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-20-05 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
36. Suddenly * dies, due to unexplained circumstances |
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Technowitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-20-05 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
37. Me: "I don't know how you can bear to live with what you've done." |
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senseandsensibility (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-20-05 03:47 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. him: |
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