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Tom Yossarian Joad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:23 PM Original message |
Favorite colloquialisms: "I could eat the ass end off a dead wino" |
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Bok_Tukalo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
1. "He doesn't know within fifty miles where he shit last" |
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mikebl (99 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:11 PM Response to Reply #1 |
27. my favorites |
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Dogmudgeon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
2. "Smack my ass and call me (girl's name here)" |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:45 PM Response to Reply #2 |
15. Tie me to the bedpost and call me Ruth. |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:30 PM Response to Original message |
3. It's colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra. |
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KG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
4. colder 'n a well diggers' ass! |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:40 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Ghost Of Saturday Night? |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:42 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. That never made any sense to me |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:42 PM Response to Reply #4 |
11. That never made any sense to me |
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KG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:43 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. for real? |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
5. dig a hole and go to hell |
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Dave Reynolds (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
6. Throw your hands up and fall through your asshole. |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
8. Sorta Related, "Dickhead" Always Results In My Getting A Visual |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
9. Butter my ass and call me a biscuit. |
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Cuban_Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
12. "Pretty as a speckled pup" |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:44 PM Response to Original message |
14. He shits too close to the house, but he's okay. |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
16. "It was darker then a black steers tuckus on a moonless night." |
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TOhioLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
17. My grandpa's favorite... |
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Malikshah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:44 PM Response to Reply #17 |
36. My grandma's fav. "You can't swing a dead cat without hitting ..." |
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HalfManHalfBiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
18. Raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock n/t |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:44 PM Response to Reply #18 |
35. I always heard it as.... |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
19. Up shit creek in a chickenwire canoe. |
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KG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
20. cooler than the other side of the pillow. |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-17-05 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
21. crazier than a shithouse rat |
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Whimsy (45 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 01:40 AM Response to Original message |
22. Picnic |
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Dogmudgeon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 11:55 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. One chip shy of a full board |
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jus_the_facts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
24. rode hard and put up wet..... |
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July (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
25. Nuttier than squirrel shit. nt |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
26. Slicker than a melt. Number than a pounded hake. |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
28. "Wouldn't have him up my ass if I had room for a boxcar." |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
29. Dumber in the head |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
30. "Hurry! Hell ain't half full!" |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
31. Hot enough to roast the balls off a brass monkey |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:40 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Just between you, me, and the lamppost |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
33. One taco short of a combo platter |
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ChoralScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
34. Dumber than a box of chicken beaks. EOM |
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libnnc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:44 PM Response to Original message |
37. "didn't know whether to shit, run or go blind..." |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
38. "Raining like piss pouring out of a boot" |
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m_welby (508 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-18-05 01:02 PM Response to Original message |
39. there are so many... |
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