Its Spring Break - How will Bush Injure Himself This Time Poll!

[Wickerman]

Time to go to Crawford and PARTY like you are 19 again! Ya know he is going to have some kind of odd accident. The kind we all had while imbibing too much in college. So, what's it going to be?

[Kurovski]

1. It all depends on how drunk he gets

And what area of the "ranch" he's in.

[TlalocW]

2. At some official function

Either here or overseas, he'll raise his glass to a toast then when he goes to take a drink he'll overestimate how tall he is and bang himself really hard on the forehead with the glass.

TlalocW

[KamaAina]

3. Tragic chewing gum accident

he'll forget he isn't supposed to walk while chewing...

[stellanoir]

4. I'm truly hoping for. . .

the ruthless revenge of the under brush on the ranch upon *.

Like that old Dr. Who episode where the crynoid poid lands on terra firma and as it starts to expand to the size of St.Paul's cathedral, it overtakes the consciousness of all the flora and they simply want. . .revenge for our long term domination over them.

Sounds like divine justice to me.

[DinahMoeHum]

5. His chainsaw slips while he's cutting brush. . .

you can guess the possibilities.

:evilgrin: