Threadkillers: Check in!

[AwakeAtLast]

I must say that I have done an award-winning job tonight. I feel a toast is in order. :toast:

I may be so good, in fact, that I will kill this post, and I *started* it!


:D

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Hello?

[aQuArius]

2. I was the last to post...

on a jesus thread tonight befor it got locked, lol. SORRY!!!

[Dave Reynolds]

5. I replied to a thread discussing trolls,

and by the time I hit the "post message button the thread was gone.

So now it appears that when I even *think* of posting something, the thread is dead.

[aQuArius]

8. LOL

a true threadkiller!!! So sorry!

[aQuArius]

9. LOL

a true threadkiller!!! So sorry!

[guitar man]

3. this thread is toast

I just posted in it :(

[UTUSN]

4. Now It's Done (I Is Here)

(Link is for "Flame Warriors" but is somehow related to Threadkiller.)
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/

[AwakeAtLast]

6. Hmmm.....I guess I will have to be more creative

<stroking chin>

You are all worthy opponents, but I think my mastery will win out!

BTW, I didn't think posts about threadkilling would get nominated, but hey, if you all make it good, go for it!

:thumbsup:

[bobthedrummer]

7. Sometimes I feel like a motherless child...

a long way from my home...

[uppityperson]

10. me. end of thread, nothing else to say.

[AwakeAtLast]

11. Not so fast!

I see your plan. Well it won't work this time, Bub. (Bub? what the hell is that?)

You have to stay up pretty late to get the best of me!

(not really true, but I'm trying to sound tough here)

[HamstersFromHell]

12. pining for the fijords...

this is an ex thread.

[AwakeAtLast]

13. Very good, but not good enough

I see your use of foreign words and I must say I am quite impressed.

[AwakeAtLast]

14. I am so good, I think I will go to bed.

G'night.

Now don't you all go trying to kill this thread whilst I slumber!

:hi:

[Dave Reynolds]

15. Hmmm....still alive

until now, that is.

[HamstersFromHell]

17. Not so fast!

Stop me before I kill again!

(Wouldn't this be hell if the threadkiller's thread turned into the longest in DU history?)

[Dave Reynolds]

18. What is the record, I wonder?

I vaguely remember some thread with over 800 posts, might have been a threadkiller.

[hfojvt]

16. out out tanjed spot

will these hands never come clean?
Who'd have thought the old thread had so much blood in it?

[Dave Reynolds]

19. Those eyes,

they were winking and blinking.

[ogradda]

20. Is it dead yet?

This should do it.

[xmas74]

21. I was killing threads left and right the other day.

So now here I am.

[Freebird12004]

22. I haven't killed any.

but it seems that threads vanish as I'm replying to a post... maybe my 'enter key' is really the 'vanishing wand'

[Longgrain]

23. I have a record, let me knock this one off for you...

Rest in peace sweet thread...

[Insider]

24. threadkillers don't kill threads

people do.

(i prefer the label "extinguisher")

[Cannikin]

25. Good morning!

[Feathered Fish]

26. What is up?

This threadkiller has been taking a small break from DU. Gotta get those grades up, y'know.

[AwakeAtLast]

27. Not gone yet I see.

I am surprised that it made it through the night. I am refreshed and ready to kill, kill, kill! :evilgrin:

[WoodrowFan]

28. I don't actually KILL them per se

but they're on feeding tubes and the Florida legislature keeping stopping Skinner from pulling the plug.

[AwakeAtLast]

29. ***hands over legal papers***

Here is my court order. :P

[HamstersFromHell]

30. Um, the court order is for thread support payments...

So ya better keep posting!


:evilgrin:

[WoodrowFan]

31. I'm busy making a fake video

to prove the thread is "alive" and "responding."


BTW, LOVE your nick! HFH

[HamstersFromHell]

32. Thank ya kindly!

But should you be making a thread snuff video instead?

[AwakeAtLast]

33. This post is showing up on Pg 2 in the lounge

But I am not at the bottom of the list, so therefore,

I MUST BRING IT BACK IN ORDER TO KILL IT!!!

:D :hi:

[HamstersFromHell]

35. You do that so I can apply...

the kick of certain death!

:kick:

[kiraboo]

34. Take that! AND THAT!

It's not moving. It's not breathing. There, I think I've done it!

[Cannikin]

36. *Bam* *smack* And THAT

[AwakeAtLast]

37. OUCH!

:D

:hi:

[Cannikin]

70. Hi there!

[4_Legs_Good]

38. I used to be VERY good at it,

but lately, threads are surviving even my posts.

:toast:

david

[no name no slogan]

39. Right here, bro!

I'm so good, I even kill the threads I start MYSELF!!!!

:7

[jdots]

40. We are the real workers on DU

When a thread dies with one of our wierdo posts 21st. century Da-Da-ism gains momentum.

Remember it is our job to post sinkers like " What is your favorite mineral ? "

[no name no slogan]

41. LOL!!!

"What's your favorite mineral?" That's a classic!!! :D

[AwakeAtLast]

42. So should we say,

"Every time a thread dies, God kills a Kitten?"

Think of the kittens!

:D

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

43. The question is, will I be the one to kill this thread?

[AwakeAtLast]

44. The answer:

NO! :P

:hi:

[HamstersFromHell]

45. It was merely checking it's eyelids for holes...

until now!

[trof]

46. I'm your guy. I've been last post inumerable times.

Been thinking about changing my screen name to ElPee.

[Dave Reynolds]

47. But not today!

BWAAHAAAAHAAAAA

[trof]

48. bastid

;-)

[Dave Reynolds]

49. I'm gonna kill this thread if it's the last thing I do.

[WoodrowFan]

50. Mad Max: Thunderdome in my Pants

DAMN! Wrong thread!

[Left Is Write]

51. I've killed many a thread.

[Dave Reynolds]

53. But not THIS one.

It is MY task.


Resistance is futile.


I am the new threadkiller king.

[Left Is Write]

54. Maybe.

[Dave Reynolds]

55. Or maybe not!

[Left Is Write]

63. You never know.

[djeseru]

52. Sorry I'm late...

:D

[Dave Reynolds]

57. No prob,

we got this one handled, thanks....

[Borgnine]

56. I now pronounce this thread OFFICIALLY KILLED.

Ever since joining DU in 2002, I've been the best thread killer around.

[Dave Reynolds]

59. Sorry, not today!

[Borgnine]

61. Bring it on.

I think you'll find I'm full of surprises.

I am a thread killer, like my father was before me.

[Lady Effingbroke]

58. Allow me to post...

*dead*

[Dave Reynolds]

60. Feel free to do so!

[Spacemom]

62. I haven't been at DU very long

but I seem to have a magical talent for ending threads. Everything I post on sinks immediately.

Someone please prove me wrong and post after me. :silly:

[Dave Reynolds]

65. Okay,

your wish is my command.

[Nikia]

64. Sometimes I kill threads

And feel bad about it. Will I kill this thread?

[HamstersFromHell]

66. This thread is gonna be pushing up daiseys any time now...

n/t

[Dave Reynolds]

67. Yep,

any second now...

[AwakeAtLast]

68. *wipes tear*

I am so proud of you people! I go away for the afternoon, I come back, and you have made this a flamin' post! <snif>

Me, a lowly threadkiller, has never had this happen, hence the title threadkiller.

You have made my day.

(That Lifetime moment is sure to kill this thread! Heh, heh, heh!) :evilgrin:

[uppityperson]

69. Are you STILL carrying on? byebye

[AwakeAtLast]

71. Look what I found on pg 2 again

You are slipping people, slipping I tell you!

Which is actually good for me as now I have regained the title!

<thunderous applause>
<roars from the audience>

:D :hi:

[UTUSN]

72. This Thread Must DIE!!!! Die, Thread, DIE!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[AwakeAtLast]

73. Can't die without a tombstone

Here ya go! :P

[HamstersFromHell]

74. Is that a real tombstone, or is that a Sears tombstone?

to paraphrase a bit...

[AwakeAtLast]

76. Huh?

Don't follow. :shrug:

[HamstersFromHell]

78. Paraphrased Frank Zappa lyric

n/t

[kedrys]

75. k, i'm here. it's dead now. :P n/t

[AwakeAtLast]

77. Only if you stay up later than I do

Which would be after about 5 minutes.

G'night!

:hi:

[Dave Reynolds]

79. Wow, here I am.

First reply, and last post.