As a devout Liberal Catholic - this has been some funny shit! I love y'all

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

I really do! :D

[JohnKleeb]

1. Yep

'nother Cathollic checking in.

[RandomKoolzip]

2. It's amazing that some people can't smell shit even with

dingleberries in their nosehairs.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. Ewww...

I just flashed on German movies...

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Really? There's an Italian film that would apply.....

"Salo" by Passolini. Uh....yuck.


Anyhow!


Yes, I think that there's some pretty KEYED UP deities in the GD right now.

[datasuspect]

3. well if anybody can take a joke

why not god jr.?

[Sanity Claws]

5. I'm also a Catholic

I have nothing to add to your message but I wanted to join in because I saw I had 999 messages. This makes it 1000. Yeah!! I'm definitely not a newbie anymore.

[datasuspect]

13. yay!

[Telly Savalas]

17. Raised Catholic...

then spent 15 or so years as an atheist, had a slight paradigm shift and am now attending a wonderful liberal branch of the United Church of Canada. I have nothing to add either, but this post will put me at 799 and...

[Telly Savalas]

19. this one...

gets me out of the 700 club!

:bounce:

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Yeah...I think God has bigger sense of humor than people think...

....there is no other way to explain the duck-billed platypus.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. Good point!

:D

[havocmom]

14. If God did, in fact, create man, that proves the sense of humor angle

that, or God has some sort of substance abuse problem which interfers with judgement.

[MissB]

7. Good to know that people see the humor

and don't take it as religion bashing.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. If you don't have a sense of humor you're....a few of the people on these

boards :)

[CatWoman]

10. piss off!!!

:hi:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. I'd rather piss up a rope

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. That really is the most disturbing, yet hysterically funny thing I have

ever seen. :D

[UrbScotty]

15. I bless you, Chavez.

I bless you in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit and of Ronald Reagan.

Oh, that's right: Reagan was a Democrat for many years! He can't be God!

[hunter]

16. Too damned drunk and lazy to be "born again."

That's what we are.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. That's the Catholic motto

[JohnKleeb]

20. hahaha

true.

[Longgrain]

22. I'm a non practicing Catholic, but I still love you guys...

Do I count?

[njdemocrat106]

23. Count me in!

'nother Liberal Catholic here, kicking this post for no apparent reason. :)

:kick:

[Hardrada]

25. Not a Catholic But I remember

Attending the Latin Mass. I thought it was very interesting.

[Historic NY]

24. A&P Catholic here...........

ashes & palm........its funny when I do get in a church for mass its the same old stuff and I know it by heart. Bring back the Latin where we all stumbled about.

[ElectroPrincess]

26. If they bring back Latin to Mass, I need phonetics

I sometimes attend the Spanish Mass because I was blessed to live in the Republic of Panama for two years ... but I'm thankful most of the Latin is not used anymore.

[tjwmason]

27. I think that Hillaire Belloc hit the nail right on the head

Where ever the Catholic sun doth shine,
There's always laughter and good red wine,
At least I've always found it so,
Benedicamus Domino.

[xmas74]

28. Catholic school reject checking in!

Haven't attended a mass in years and am pretty proud of the fact that holy water will probably burn a hole through my skin.

[sniffa]

29. what did i miss?

as a recovering cathoLic, i just wanted to pop in.

[xmas74]

30. You're in recovery too?

It really is like an addiction.

[sniffa]

31. i wouLdn't say "recovery"

since i was never hooked on the rosary.

i was just forced to go through the motions as i attended st. peters, and fr. matignon high.

[xmas74]

32. I attended St. Thomas for elementary.

I refuse to go to mass now.
I was supposed to be in a wedding a few years ago and refused when I found out where it was. I will not punish my kid w/ any of it.

[sniffa]

33. where'd you grow up?

i go to church for weddings, funeraLs, and rites (1st communion, baptism, etc) of famiLy and friends. i don't Like going with my famiLy though - i think my mom is stiLL devastated that i don't recevie communion.

[xmas74]

34. Southeast Wisconsin.

I moved to Missouri as a young teenager (13). I quit going after that.

[Scurrilous]

35. Lapsed liberal Catholic here...

...haven't been to church since my wedding. My next confession will be a doozy!