Wouldn't it be weird if Jesus came back in the form of a RW American?!

[RandomKoolzip]

That'd be so ODD. And wouldn't be even more totally, like, fucked up, if he thought spending time castigating the members of a liberal internet message board was an acceptable use of his time? It's like, hey: make with the miracles, Sunnagod! Enuff with the stealth!

And wouldn't it be REALLY weird if he did all this a couple weeks BEFORE Easter?! I mean, wouldn't the REAL Jesus stand on ceremony a bit more?

[Mojambo]

1. I'm currently working on some fiction with a similar premise

Jesus returns as a mirror of modern day American Christianity. He is a self-centered, greedy, and arrogantly crude and violent messiah.

He's also morbidly obese.

Anyway, he returns to be with his chosen people in Houston, Texas and gives an extensive interview to a right-wing magazine.

It's tentatively titled, "Interview with the Corpulent Christ"

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Not 'Passion-Fruit Smoothie of the Christ?"

I guess not, since he's fat now.


Wow, that makes this thread lockable THREE different ways!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. A Rufus Wainright American? Huh?

Are you a Paul?

[RandomKoolzip]

4. Rodney, Winston: that's how it's listed in the Kingston phone book.

I'm "appalled." Paul's a "pizza."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. you've been away too long my Padawan Learner - it's apizza

Astooge!

[jpgray]

5. It would be weirder if he were a massive rabbit that shat colored eggs (nt