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madison2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 04:00 PM
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I checked yes to all the sexually transmitted diseases
when I was filling out the medical history at the optometrist. (Syph, Gon, HIV, Herpes) Then I realized what I had done and made a new box for none of the above.

But I wonder if the doctor saw the new box???
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 04:01 PM
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1. Blame it on the bonk on the head...
How IS the head today Madison?
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madison2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 04:06 PM
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4. still attached
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 04:04 PM
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2. did your doctor double glove?
before the exam?
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madison2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 04:06 PM
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3. there's not much contact in an eye exam
i dont think he even wore single gloves

he didn't ask me out either though
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 04:18 PM
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6. I know that
but someone who reported all those diseases? can't be too sure, no?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 04:56 PM
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9. probably sprayed himself down with lysol afterwards
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 04:09 PM
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5. No wonder why they charged you an arm and a leg
you're high risk! :silly:
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vpigrad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 04:43 PM
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7. You were at the optometrist...
you have a great excuse for not reading something correctly.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 04:55 PM
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8. He must have put on gloves, a body suit and an oxygen mask to see you
Checking you from 10 feet away, bleaching the whole office after you left, etc.
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