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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:44 PM
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Replace one word in a snack food or alcoholic beverage with "hedges."
Time to flatter someone else-

"hedges on the beach"
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:44 PM
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1. screamin hedges
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:55 PM
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11. Would you like your cucumber bruised?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:56 PM
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14. no, I guess not, at second thought!
But I do not *have* a cucumber (or banana for that matter).
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:58 PM
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18. Fine, I guess Woody can keep his job.
The bar wouldn't be the same without him.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:59 PM
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23. LOL
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:10 PM
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27. Slightly.
""What are you up to, Mr. Petersen?"

"My ideal weight if I was eleven feet tall...."
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pres2032 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:44 PM
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2. white hedges
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:45 PM
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3. "hedges wallbanger"
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:45 PM
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4. pork hedges with a bottle of hedge dog 20/20
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:50 PM
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5. Hedgesicle
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:51 PM
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6. Hedgerinds
Not that far off actually
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:52 PM
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7. Slippery Hedges......
....or perhaps, Hedges Nipple.
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:52 PM
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8. Hedges Roll-Ups
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:54 PM
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9. Baked Hedges
:bounce:
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Trillo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:55 PM
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10. French hedges
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:55 PM
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12. Moosehead'hedges....
:o
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:56 PM
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13. Blow Hedges
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:57 PM
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16. I was about to suggest this one!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:56 PM
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15. Screw Hedges
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:57 PM
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17. BBQ flavored hedges
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:58 PM
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19. Sour cream and onion hedges.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:58 PM
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20. Hedges Nuts
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:58 PM
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21. Hedges Balls
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 01:59 PM
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22. sweet and sour hedges
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:00 PM
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24. hedges-doodles.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:00 PM
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25. Hedges Stick
God damn, snack foods sure are phallic. :wtf:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:08 PM
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26. Hedgescicle
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:11 PM
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28. You don't buy hedges, you rent him.
ssssssssssssssssssssss
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:37 PM
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29. Bloody Hedges
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:37 PM
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30. Hedges Wallbanger
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:37 PM
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31. Hedges Job
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:50 PM
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32. Benson & Hedges
(What do you mean? You're not supposed to eat them?)

:shrug:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-05 02:50 PM
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33. Bourbon and hedges
Hedges Chips
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