Wou'ld y'all mind holdin it down in here?

[Bouncy Ball]

I cain't even hear my new Lee Greenwood CD, ok?

I do have to tell you a story. I have this cousin Mabel and when she graduated from high school (she really did) she got some kinda wild hair and went on up there to New York of all places. We couldn't hardly believe that shit. But anyway she met this really odd guy and went on an married him and had a kid with him. But see that kid was a miracle cuz the guy had a narra urethra or a testicle that didn't come out or some shit. I think its the water up there in New York, I think it does things to ya. Anyway.

So they had that kid and counndn't have no more and I know she wadn't happy. But one day she come by my house after work and I thought what the hell because she never just come by my house even though we're cousins and Momma had Oprah on too loud but me and Mabel talked on the front porch adn I knew RIGHT THEN she was seeing someone else. I knew it. See, she went from HER work on over to see her new bo right after and then she had the hairy ass to come by MY house to try an cover her traks. I knew it. I told Momma, she's messin' aruond.

So she come by every day that week and I kept lookin at her like who you foolin? Sure enough, her man from New York caught her soon enough.

See her new bo worked down at the chicken processing plant. And when she'd show up on my porch all covered in feathers I knew. And I never said nothing. Never told her hey you got feathers all over ya. So her husband started to wonder why she was always smellin like chicken nuggets and he folowerd her one day.

Now shes with her new bo, they got a kid, too and she don't have to be sneaking around some chicken plant and showin up on my porch wiht the evidence all over her.

[progmom]

1. And what kind of water are *you* drinking today?

Some of that water up there in New York??

;)

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Hell I wouldn't NEVER drink that nasty shit.

Gimme this good ol Arkansas water. Cept for the runoff from the chicken plant it's mostly clean.

BA-CAAACK!

Ooo I do that sometimes.

P.S. I was beginnig to wonder if you liberals even liked my story. I ain't a liberal or a bush person, I;m not either one. So I can say screw em both. I be back I gotta run out get some Marlboros before it come down a flood agin

[underpants]

3. I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN 'CAUSE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE

[Bouncy Ball]

4. u like him to?

I been listenin to it ever since I got it at wal mart. it's pretty good I guess. Momma likes the old stuff better but she drives me half crazy cuz she gotta listen to ever damn thing so loud.

[underpants]

6. I appreciate his honor his ethics never trying to take advantage

of a situation.



http://www.succeedinginbusiness.com/JMArticles/Bakersfield.shtml

[Bouncy Ball]

8. I don't know what that means.

what you talking about?

[underpants]

9. On the link

There is a picture of Greenwood and a flag waving Guiliani on one side and a flag waving NY firefighter on the other.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. BB warned me y'all might go over my head a little bit.

guess she was right. I dunno, I jus listen to the music I don't know nothing bout all that other stuff

[Lars39]

5. lol

"And when she'd show up on my porch all covered in feathers I knew. And I never said nothing."

:D trying to catch my breath here. Thanks,BB! :D

[Bouncy Ball]

7. Oh thanks but this ain't bb.

My names Irma Lee. Family name. I jes use bb's computer from time to time.

gotta step outside for a smoke

[Lars39]

10. Nice to meetcha Irma Lee.

Where ya from? Who did you say your daddy was?
Are you related to the Lees over in Shelby county? :)

[Bouncy Ball]

12. Hell NAH I'm not related to those mother humpers

none of my kin is. Hell.

We're from Little Rock but it got too big for us so we live jus north of there now and bill clinton's my daddy! jus Kidding, thats a little joke we have around here.