Weird shit you'll say if you ever pull off an Ashley Smith

[Modem Butterfly]

Let's say that some freak gets off his or her leash, makes a bunch of noise, takes you hostage, and somehow, you get away and help the police capture him/her. What weird shit are you going to say when Katie Couric has you on the Today show?

I'm going to say that it was all due to my faith in Hunter S. Thompson, who died for our sins. Woodstock Uber Alles!

[northzax]

1. and the nuns said

that knowing how to give a good hummer wasn't a useful lifeskill...

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Thankfully it's over without any more people getting hurt.

That should about sum it up. :hi:

[Modem Butterfly]

4. That would REALLY be weird

No one can ever resist the urge to promote themselves or their cause

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Agreed.

:)

[bobthedrummer]

3. I'd discuss mind control and government continuity planning.

lol.

[amazona]

5. I got away from a freak

Nobody cares. That is what usually happens, I'm sure.

P.S. Ask the kid who the cops returned to the loving custody of Jeffery Daumer!

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[redqueen]

8. Um, he's dead.

Glad you got away.

:hug:

[redqueen]

7. I'd go on a rant... seriously.

They'd have to cut me off... I'd be all goin off on how we'll keep gettin screwed until we get representational voting, and public financing of campaigns, and then if they hadn't cut me off already I'd go off on lots of stuff... the Franklin Coverup, Operation Mockingbird, Operation Paperclip, Operation Northwoods... tell people WAKE UP! THEY'RE LYING TO YOU! YOU'RE BEING SHEARED LIKE SHEEP! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOR YOURSELF OR BE USED FOR CORPORATE PROFITS?

It'd be RAD!

[Modem Butterfly]

10. Dude, they'd cut your mike, use a tranquilizer dart and send you to GITMO!

But shine on, you crazy diamond!

[flvegan]

11. You'd so get tasered.

Don't think Couric isn't packing 50,000 volts of electric love for "guests" like you.

[bobthedrummer]

14. They have increased the voltage on the new Tasers.

:grr:

[Mizmoon]

9. I think I missed something here

tell me!

[Modem Butterfly]

12. Were you watching the news this weekend?

[Mizmoon]

13. actually, not much

I'm pretty sure she was the woman who stopped the rapist/escapee guy by talking religion, but did she give a crazy interview or something?

[Modem Butterfly]

15. Yeah, sort of

She was on every single channel talking about how God brought this rapist/murderer into her life for a reason, that reason being that she could help this gentle soul stop killing people.

[Mizmoon]

16. ah, I see

this is why I started avoiding TV to begin with.

I'm sure her statements are very comforting to the families of the people who were killed - they were mere pawns in God's plan for Ashley.

Oy.

[johnnie]

17. I would say ..

If it wasn't for my beer and smokes, I might not have survived. Then I would say that the guy said he did it because he is sick of the bush administration.
Not that I listen to Howard Stern much, but I would say "Bubba Booyie" just so I can get on the Stern show too.

[vpigrad]

18. I still can't believe the guy didn't kill her

I'm not a violent person, but if I was locked-up with that jebus-freak for a night, I'd probably rip her head off with my bare hands.