Everybody say "F**k You Ted Nugent" -

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Hardrock Haven: Ted, as a combat veteran of the first Gulf War (I fought with the 7th Corps Artillery), I want to thank you and Toby for your trip to see our troops fighting the war on terror around the globe. What did you take from that experience?

Ted Nugent: "Well, first I want to say Toby Keith should be saluted as he brings the volatile American fighting spirit to his fans live in concert, through his songs. And he definitely brought that same spirit to the troops we visited. We went all around the globe, visiting troops in Iraq, Italy, Germany and Kandahar, Afghanistan. In Iraq, we went to see them in areas like Fallujah and Baghdad. I have such profound respect for their sacrifices. I remember sleeping in tents with them, holding hands with wounded soldiers, driving in convoys. We made some great friends. Matthew, right before we got there, there was a bomb that exploded in a convoy on the route we were taking. You know, if we were a little bit earlier… so you never know. I remember coffins draped with American flags and specifically one of the killed was a young man named Lt. Eric McCray. I'll never forget that name. That's what makes it so embarrassing to hear people like John Kerry, Courtney Love and Michael Moore just dismiss the necessity of war. They are intellectually bankrupt! Sometimes war is the only answer, like after Pearl Harbor or to save the Jews in Hitler's Europe. War is the answer. You wage war versus evil! It's amazing. Sometimes I think they are retarded. The George Clooneys and Michael Moores of the world are just soulless; they have no soul!"

Hardrock Haven: I wonder how you deal with hearing so much of their bullshit in the media?

Ted Nugent: "Their bullshit is pouring gasoline on the fire of my individualism."
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Courtney Love?

1...2...3...Fuck You ted nugent.

[Arkana]

1. Go cuddle one of your guns, Ted...you loudmouthed fuckstick

I think that packs more punch than just "fuck you."

[PROGRESSIVE1]

2. My hate of white "hard core crap singers" is rising!

:grr:

Ted Nugent is a CHICKENHAWK DRAFT DODGER! John Kerry served two tours in Vietnam!

[cynatnite]

3. I used to like the guy

He's not only bankrupt of common sense, he's a damn liar as well.

Fuck you, Ted!

[PROGRESSIVE1]

8. Read my sig line.

[cynatnite]

11. I saw that

I haven't looked into his military service, but it tells me I should.

The repukes should put out a book: 50 Ways to Avoid Service

[PROGRESSIVE1]

13. Nugent is a DRAFT DODGER!

It's true.

[physioex]

4. Ted Nugent...

Has been an asshole forever. And he hasn't been cool since "Damn Yankees" (sarcasm if you don't get it). If he supports them so much then he should have stayed and picked up a gun. And make sure he signs his kid up. Another Chickenhawk who never served in Vietnam who is full of shit......

[atreides1]

5. Hey Ted

Have you shit your pants lately, or was that just to avoid getting your chicken hawk ass drafted.

Someone needs to give Ted a history lesson, the US and its allies didn't go to war to "save the Jews".

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Goldfinger did it quite eloquently

Fuck ted nugent he’s a fucking jerk
I wish that he’d be gone
Chauvanistic republican
Kills animals cause he
Forgot how to write a song

He’s a dick!
Fuck him!
Asshole!
Fuck him!

Fuck ted nugent, fuck the nra
And fuck their attitude
He thinks riding a buffalo
And wearing oakleys
Will make him look real cool

He’s a dick!
Fuck him!
Asshole!
Fuck him!

[Maestro]

7. The Nuge

is so bassackwards. I really used to like is fun-loving, get-drunk music. I've seen him in concert. But now, I can't listen to his music after the crap he has said over the years. Hell, he was banned from Houston for making completely racist remarks about Hispanics who by the way are dying at a faster rate than any other ethnic group in Iraq. He also frames the argument that those opposed to the war do not gives a rat's ass about the troops. This, of course, couldn't be further from the truth, but people like this live in fear and becasue of their inferiority complex believe they must dominate and rule. Facist pig!

[sendero]

9. Is this the same Ted Nugent..

... who shit and pissed his pants a week before reporting to the draft board?

What a true patriot! After all, he had a career why should he risk his life in Nam?

Nothing exemplifies the hypocritical republican right-wing shithead attitude better than this little spooge-dribble.

[Nomad559]

12. who shit and pissed his pants

Yes It is.

http://www.nocompromise.org/news/000731c.html


ON MILITARY SERVICE

He claims that 30 days before his draft board physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days, he ingested nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi; and a week before his physical, he stopped using bathrooms altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with his own excrement, stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says. "... but if I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, or I'd killed all the hippies in the foxholes...I would have killed everybody." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990

[rockymountaindem]

18. Because the "hippies" in the foxholes were less manly than him?

Hippies or not, they were in the army, he was not. Who is he to look down on them. It's like saying "I can't go to war because I'm so brave I'd kill all the cowards in my unit". What?

[Maestro]

33. Go post that over there

at that loser site.

[Mnemosyne]

34. Nugent aka asshole would have been fragged the first week n/t

[Flammable Materials]

44. I don't support the troops ...

... who are fooled by this pants-shitting chickenshit self-serving weasel.

Pauly Shore is more of a man than this regrettable sperm accident.

[HamstersFromHell]

10. Too many stacks of Marshalls and too many speaker cabinets...

...you've already blown your own brains out Ted.

See what happens when you're so brain damaged you can barely manage much more than involuntary reflexes needed to breathe? You become a freeper.

No need to say fuck you, Ted....you're already fucked beyond repair.

[DBoon]

Ted is a brain damaged vegetable!

he lacks the brain functions necessary for a conscious existence.

[coloradodem2005]

14. Ted, if war is the answer. Go over there and fight.

God knows your sacrifice will not be a loss to the world you fuck stick.

I feel ill because I HAD a copy of his greatest hits. I sold it though because with all the shit that has gone down this decade thus far, I could not bear to know that I was in possession of musical excrement from the BIGGEST IDIOT IN ROCK AND ROLL!!!! if you want to call his shit rock and roll. Same with Toby Kieth.

What a goddamn pants shitter. :puke:

[coloradodem2005]

15. What a fuck head.

I hate him. I wish he would go fight. His sacrifice would not be a loss to the world.

[two gun sid]

16. Before he moved to Texas I used to see him pretty often in his...

vehicle. I always gave him the finger and he always tried to ignore me. He is a big pussy.

[coloradodem2005]

23. You da man.

High five.

[two gun sid]

24. Not really.

A couple of years ago he and his family sat behind my date and I at a movie. I didn't say anything to him and I should have. I'll always regret that.

I'm just glad that scumsucker left for Texas. I guess his house here is all fucked up with black mold.

[coloradodem2005]

29. Black mold?

[two gun sid]

32. Yeah, he lived in a fuckin' swamp.

He bought a bunch of land in a swamp for deer hunting purposes. I understand his house is damp because it is so tight it can't breathe. A guy I know that lives by him told me that his house was deemed unhealthy to live in because of black mold growth.

He was living up at his hunting preserve in Leslie. Well, it's not really a hunting preserve, people pay money to kill animals that are practically tied to trees. Then I read he moved to Crawford, Texas. Good riddance to that fuckstick.

Oh, and he ain't a real big guy. I'm average size but, I could beat that little fucker like a gong.

[Left Is Write]

Oh, I've been saying F*** You to Ted Nugent for years.

I can't stomach anything having to do with him. Too bad, really. I used to like some of his music.

Give me John Kerry or George Clooney any day. Intellectually bankrupt, Ted? Look in the mirror, pal.

[NightTrain]

17. Ted, you're a perfect example of why abortion should be safe and legal.

Not to mention retroactvie! :evilgrin:

And to Hardrock Haven: The best part of you ran down your mama's thigh!

[NightTrain]

19. "Their bullshit is pouring gasoline on the fire of my individualism."

Since when does being a rank asshole who blindly follows Bush make you an individual? :shrug:

By the way, Nuge, the word is "individuality," not "individualism." Jerk-off.

[FrankBooth]

20. Mental Midget

and he sucked when I saw him in concert 20 years ago.

[Robeson]

55. Yep, mental midget says it all...

[CO Liberal]

21. More Than Happy To Oblige

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[HeeBGBz]

22. That sorry asshat is coming here Sunday

I saw him in a concert at a movie theater after Cat Scratch Fever came out. He sucked. Loudly. Now he just sucks.

Nugent's onstage assault complete with firearms

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"Ted Nugent's Sunday concert at the Oasis Inn could double as a gun show.

"I've got lots of firearms on stage because they're cool," Nugent says, listing Uzis, rifles and machine guns. "They're all real and they're all mine."

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""We have a 12-foot Saddam Hussein onstage," Nugent says. "I shoot him in the heart with an arrow every night."

Call him politically incorrect, and Nugent will call you names.

"You have to be a liberal hippie idiot to not get along with Ted Nugent," he says. "My critics are all stoned and retarded."

So, all I can say is Fuck Him with Gannon's dick. I see he's still playing the bigtime venues.

[Left Is Write]

26. Mmm hmmmm.

"My critics are all stoned and retarded."

Replace the word "critics" with "supporters" and it would be more accurate.

[NightTrain]

31. "You have to be a liberal hippie idiot to not get along with Ted Nugent."

Or at least a reasonably intelligent person with an ounce of self-esteem.

[CO Liberal]

46. "My critics are all stoned and retarded."

No ... that's his ADMIRERS.

Asshole.

[Flammable Materials]

47. Heh ... someone should sell "Ted Nugent Draft Dodger Costumes" ...

... in front of his shows.

A great big adult diaper with a note taped to it: "Owner must supply his own shit, piss, and cowardice."

[Elidor]

25. This has GOT to be a parody!!!

"Like after Pearl Harbor or to save the Jews in Hitler's Europe. War is the answer..."

I could not make this shit up!

Hey, Nuge, stick with what you do best: fucking drugged adolescents. When I want to know how to slip a mickey to a barely pubescent Courtney Love, I'll call ya. Until then, I don't have much use for you, because that's basically your skill set: drugging and fucking young girls. And running your mouth. If that was a talent, Charlie Manson would be president. And Charlie had WAAAY more talent than you, ya fuckin' hack.

[MisterP]

37. and staining his pants!

[Floogeldy]

27. He deserves to be fucked up the ass by a moose

Then, we can shoot the tough guy with a bow and arrow. See how he likes it!

Fuck you, asshole.

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[William Bloode]

28. Seriously,

Why would anyone in their right mind care about anything said by a man so low down he actually adopted a girl 1/2 his age so he could marry her?

[Deja Q]

30. No soul?! Coming from nugent?! He must be speaking of himself.

If he's for the necessity of war, he can go drop his gee-tar and pick up a gun and fly over there in his personal jet.

War is one thing. As is defense. But not aggressive war based on lies and deception and a concept that was never the original, never mind never the REAL reason, why the Iraq war was started.

[njdemocrat106]

35. He did make some good music at one time

Nowadays, I'm almost embarassed to admit that the first concert I saw was Ted Nugent.

[coloradodem2005]

36. Mine was Aerosmith.

But, I am into Classic Rock, but The Nuge never impressed me really. "Stranglehold" was pretty good, and "Cat Scratch Fevor", and "Free For All" were decent, but there was nothing special about him. In the end, he has nothing that stands out other than his caveman act and he gets lost in the shuffle of other more worthy bands of the late 70's and that includes just about every other rock act of that time.

[DenverDem]

38. Only good cut was "Journey to the Center of Your Mind".

After the Amboy Dukes he was just a parody of himself.

[Swamp Rat]

39. "War is the answer... they have no soul!" - Ted Nugent has no brain. n/t

[fujiyama]

40. Too bad

someone literally hasn't just thrown gasoline on him.

I'd be happy to throw a match.

[coloradodem2005]

41. Damn that's harsh.

I hate the guy too, but that is a horrible death for anyone.

[fujiyama]

54. Hey the man said

he wanted to kill f'rners. Well I have no doubt he'd want to kill a minority - that too a minority that's a LIBERAL like me!

Let's just say I'm abiding by his fuhrer Bush's doctrine of preemption.

:evilgrin:

Burn Baby Burn! :headbang:

[RebelOne]

43. And I'd be happy to light it for you before you threw it.

I despise that SOB.

[Flammable Materials]

45. Need some matches?

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

42. Ted AND Toby are CHICKENHAWK ASSHOLES

INDEED

[sffreeways]

48. Big Mouth

No Balls

Fuck You Teddy Bear

[sniffa]

49. i'LL be happy when he's dead

seriousLy.

[graywarrior]

50. Teddy..enlist your untalented self to Iraq.

Take Toby with you. Charlie Daniels will cover your yellow striped back.

[flvegan]

51. Ted who?

Nuge stopped being relevant years ago. Right wing dipshits roll his creaky old bones out every time they want to raise the ire of libs and progressives. He's a worthless, violent, animal abusing fuckwad who's too little a man to actually fight in a war he so vocally supports.

His individualism? Now THAT is funny.

[HeeBGBz]

52. Can someone fill me in

On the references to Courtney Love and the "shitting, pissing, draft dodging" stories?

I've not heard this.

[bobthedrummer]

53. Say it loud, "FUCK TED NUGENT!"

:bounce:

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